mandaid 

Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.

Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid

Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid.

mandaid by 314 February 28, 2008

mandaid 

The manly form of bandaid. It consists of a strip of Duct Tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. The duct tape is then placed on any wound.

Dude i think i severed an artery.....
It's cool homie, just make a mandaid.

mandaid by UberWolfe February 20, 2007

Mandaid 

A bandaid of the manliest sorts. Coonsists of duct tape, and tissue/toilet paper, or cotton. Some have even have attained a level of manliness as to where only duct tape is needed.

Real Man: "I cut off 3/4 of my arm while mowing through a crowd of hippes with my cahain saw."

Other Guy : "And you still have an arm!"

Real Man : "Of course I wrapped it in a mandaid."

Mandaid by Chris Hargrave May 7, 2007

Mandaid 

This is a bandaid that is made from toilet tissue and scoth tape.(usually by a man)after cutting his finger,usually to save time or just because they are too lazy to go get one.

WE dont need any bandaids anymore becaue we already used a mandaid.

Mandaid by Carlos Camargo July 11, 2007

mandaid 

The little piece of tissue men put on their shaving cuts.

Dude, you still have your mandaid on from when you cut yourself shaving this morning.

mandaid by keshazel August 9, 2009

mandaid 

The term used when a male of the species performs a temporary home-improvement or auto-maintenance "repair" that is cheap, immediately effective, and delays the calling of the Repairman. Also referred to as jury-rigging, kludge, makeshift, make-do, Macgyver.

Instead of replacing the broken faucet handle on the bathtub like I asked him to, he put a mandaid on it. He just stuck a pair of pliers on it and said "it works fine now, honey".

mandaid by JBeez February 19, 2012

Mandaid 

A bandaid for a man. Usually consisting of tape, and paper towels.

"Get that man a mandaid"

Mandaid by sirmarkus June 16, 2019