Tagz's definitions

Bad Head Day

False justification for a bald person to look like crap. Most often used as an insult.

Man! Did you get hit by a bus, or are you just having a Bad Head Day?

by Tagz February 22, 2009

Dollar Store

Retail establishment specializing in Party Supplies, Movie Theater style Candy, off-brand or generic items, and potentially toxic Chinese Imports. All items are price fixed at One Dollar US.

Dan's hair is falling out because he buys his shampoo at the Dollar Store.

by Tagz December 30, 2008

Capri Cum

n. The small amount of liquid that flies out the top of the straw when first inserting it into a pouch of Capri Sun® Juice Drink.

Can you get me a paper towel? I need to wipe the Capri Cum off of the table.

by Tagz February 24, 2011

Doucheblog

n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.

I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.

by Tagz April 18, 2010

Dome Over

When a man begins losing his hair - and shaves his head completely, thinking no one will figure out that he's really doing it because he's bald. Similar to a Comb Over in that it's a feeble attempt to conceal a known condition.

Did you see Jared, he shaved his head! He said he wanted to do something different, but we know it's really a dome over.

by tagz February 23, 2008

Peegatory

n. Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.

We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Peegatory.

by Tagz January 27, 2010

Inner Fag

The secret part of every straight male that enjoys Broadway Shows, singing showtunes, antiques, dancing, sad movies, puppies, gazpacho, and Liza Minelli.

Ed went to see "A Chorus Line" last night . . . I think he's exploring his inner fag.

by tagz July 5, 2007