Tagz's definitions

Doucheblog

n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.

I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.

by Tagz April 18, 2010

Technicalidocious

adj. Descriptive term for a book, article or spoken phrase that, while brilliant, is so ridiculously technical as to appear non-nonsensical to the general populace.

Norman totally lost me when he was describing how to fix the server. Smart guy, but he tends to get
a bit technicalidocious.

by Tagz March 24, 2010

Pie Cave

The precarious structure consisting of overhanging, unsupported pie crust that is formed after you take a piece of pie and then go back and scoop out more filling that obviously belongs to the next piece.

I'm not taking that piece, somebody got greedy. Look at the size of that pie cave!

by Tagz September 11, 2009

leapover

n. A rare phenomena, similar in severity to a hangover, but occurring on the second day after heavy drinking with a strangely deceiving, asymptomatic day in between.

Ralph was power-drinking at the party on Friday night to the point where he almost passed out. He was up early on Saturday claiming no ill effects, only to suffer a debilitating leapover all day Sunday.

by Tagz January 18, 2010

Peegatory

n. Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.

We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Peegatory.

by Tagz January 27, 2010

Substitweet

n. An assistant to a major celebrity who is responsible for keeping the celebrity Twitter page up-to-date.

Paris Hilton would NEVER say something like that. This must have been posted by her substitweet.

by Tagz June 8, 2009

Buying Frozen Peas

Coded phrase for: "Getting a vasectomy" since part of the post-operative instructions suggest you place a bag of frozen peas on the sight of the incision for the first few days in order to reduce swelling.

We've decided not to have any more kids, so I'm seriously considering buying frozen peas.

by Tagz January 19, 2011