Mandaids

Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.

Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.

by Tagz September 5, 2010

mondAIDS

An immune deficiency that manifests on Monday's causing the sufferer to miss work.

He didn't come in today it must be his mondAIDS.

by pathgirl February 21, 2009

mandaid

Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.

Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid

Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid.

by 314 February 28, 2008

mandaid

The manly form of bandaid. It consists of a strip of Duct Tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. The duct tape is then placed on any wound.

Dude i think i severed an artery.....
It's cool homie, just make a mandaid.

by UberWolfe February 20, 2007

Mandaid

A bandaid of the manliest sorts. Coonsists of duct tape, and tissue/toilet paper, or cotton. Some have even have attained a level of manliness as to where only duct tape is needed.

Real Man: "I cut off 3/4 of my arm while mowing through a crowd of hippes with my cahain saw."

Other Guy : "And you still have an arm!"

Real Man : "Of course I wrapped it in a mandaid."

by Chris Hargrave May 7, 2007

Mandaide

when a chic goes out to get a new dude asap..she needs a mandaide..so she wont stress or feel bad bout having problems or getting dumped or some sort of rejected feeling.
Brea made this word up, its perfect.

Linda, said Brea, what you need girl is a mandaide. You'll feel better soon as you get your hands on that.

by virtuallld2 August 26, 2009

manaids

1. Colloquial term used by African Americans as a societal normalized figure of incorrect speech in place of mayonnaise.

Yo nigga. You order manaids on my chicken sandwich?

by Spared August 18, 2017