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Man-Hands 

A creature that claims to be female, but appears to have male genitalia. "She" speaks in a low voice, is constantly surrounded by a hoard of pimply lesbians. "She"/It has been know to bust into houses at night and a**-raping anyone it sees. The only known protection is from a hot girl.

Looking at her for too long (in males) will result in what is known as the phenomenon of a "reverse-boner", when the penis turns inside out and slowly turns into a vagina to be raped by the Man-Hands.

The only know cure for a reverse-boner is to look at some hot girl (or p0rn) and get a regular boner.
Spencer: "Did you know it's national Man-hands awareness week?"
Connor: "No I didn't. I better go download some p0rn"

Jamie: "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!!! I got a reverse boner!"
Andrew: "Look, there goes several hot girls down the hallway, coming out from lunch. FOLLOW THEM."
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man hands 

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.
She's got man hands!
man hands by keyshaw June 30, 2004

Man hands 

A girl who has very masculine hands, preferably way too tall in the hand region
Oh my gosh, she shoved her man hands down his throat.
Man hands by manhandeater December 18, 2010

man hands 

When a woman's hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show "Seinfeld"
That bitch ain't givin' me a hand job, she got man hands!
man hands by CrunkJuiceDC December 23, 2005

man hands 

A woman who has abnormally large hockey weathered hands.
Erin from Brookfield has Man Hands.
man hands by Luke Brown August 23, 2006

Man Hands 

A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.
Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
Man Hands by 5789 July 17, 2020

nebraskan man hands 

Noun(2)
synonyms: nebraska man hands, nebraskan, man hands, fat ass, fatty, amy

1. A person who has very strong, muscular, man-like hands.

2. A person who is either fat, huge, or obese.
example:

Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.

Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!

Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?

Amy: Why, sure!

Tuan: Thanks a lot, Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you were going to try to eat me or something...

Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!

Tuan: Okay! Thanks, fat ass!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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