Man-Hands

A creature that claims to be female, but appears to have male genitalia. "She" speaks in a low voice, is constantly surrounded by a hoard of pimply lesbians. "She"/It has been know to bust into houses at night and a**-raping anyone it sees. The only known protection is from a hot girl.

Looking at her for too long (in males) will result in what is known as the phenomenon of a "reverse-boner", when the penis turns inside out and slowly turns into a vagina to be raped by the Man-Hands.

The only know cure for a reverse-boner is to look at some hot girl (or p0rn) and get a regular boner.
Spencer: "Did you know it's national Man-hands awareness week?"
Connor: "No I didn't. I better go download some p0rn"

Jamie: "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!!! I got a reverse boner!"
Andrew: "Look, there goes several hot girls down the hallway, coming out from lunch. FOLLOW THEM."
by The_Shady_Man_13 May 03, 2010
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man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.
She's got man hands!
by keyshaw June 30, 2004
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Man hands

A girl who has very masculine hands, preferably way too tall in the hand region
Oh my gosh, she shoved her man hands down his throat.
by manhandeater December 17, 2010
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man hands

When a woman's hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show "Seinfeld"
That bitch ain't givin' me a hand job, she got man hands!
by CrunkJuiceDC November 16, 2005
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man hands

A woman who has abnormally large hockey weathered hands.
by Luke Brown August 23, 2006
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the man hand

When a dude jack off so much, his hand will eventually become gay. This happen when your not use to the pussy hole or a females sweet caress.
Barney is so intent using the "the Man Hand" he's slowly becoming gay and he doesn't even know it.
by Rule 13 May 10, 2005
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dead man's hand

According to legend, Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death in the middle of a poker game with 2 pairs: black aces and black eight's. Noone knows for sure what the kicker was, but from then on black aces and eight's has been called dead man's hand.
"Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead
by culpepperreeks January 19, 2004
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