Man Goat 

An animal that has a goat body and a mans head, completely real.

I guess in short, you could call it a furry.

Woah... Look at that Man Goat!

Man Goat by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010

goat man legend

A camper once disapeared at camp Bridgeport in 1978. He had been sneaking out of his cabin to visit a girls cabin when he disappeared. They searched for two weeks but could not find him anywhere. A few years later the camp director was staying in the cabin and he heard the boys voice. When he went out side all he found were hoof prints. Legend has it he continues to roam bridgeport camp and attemps to lure children into the woods.

The goat man legend will find you Rev. Melissa

goat man legend by The Coolest of The Cool! June 13, 2014

Goat man 

Some one with a lot of hair this can include arms and legs but mostly applies to people with long hair, beards and moustaches who tend to stroke them. In some unfortunate cases, this can also apply to women.

Mayo is waiting outside the gates of a University with her friends, Philadelphia and Summer. A man wearing a long blue cloak dotted with silver stars, half moon spectacles walks past. He has long white hair and a beard. He is wearing a pointed hat. He strokes his beard in thought.

P: He is such a goat man!!!
S: Lol, yeah.

M: That can't be. No. It is. It is!! *runs after him*
A: What??? Where's she going?
P: OMG!!! IT IS!!! *runs after him screaming "Dumbledore"*
S: Who's Rumblemore????

Goat man by THE CHEESE TEACHER August 5, 2012

a walk with the goat man 

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

a walk with the goat man by platonymous May 10, 2020

Goat man 

A male/female that trys to get attention all the time and acts like a total asshole.

Oh god theres the goat man again trying to get people to like it.

Goat man by !ME! March 8, 2005

Goat man kink 

When you get off on someone biting of your ponytail

I have the goat man kink

Goat man kink by Lindsay_luv23 February 11, 2019

goat man 

a old man who yells a lot and get squinty eyed and has a grey goatee

John:man that goat man kept bleating(yelling) and gave me a headache
Fred:darn your grandfather sure is mean

goat man by aedf64 November 11, 2011