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The Dream SMP headcanon/au where Quackity is a parent/parental figure to Tubbo. The main reason it exists is because Schlatt and Quackity were canonically married and people headcanoned Tubbo to be Schlatt's son, which would make Quackity Tubbo's step father. Because of this, the au typically relates to Dad!Schlatt, though it is nowhere near as popular.

*NONE OF THIS IS CANON*
Person A: What are your opinions on Dad!Schlatt?
Person B: it's pretty cute, but I prefer MamaQ
MamaQ by Cinderling June 2, 2021
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Mama ain’t raise no bitch 

The most badass saying you can use before you do something either stupid as hell or badass.
“Bet you won’t slap the gorilla”
“Mama ain’t raise no bitch”
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mama skank 

When a girl fucks around with a married man and becomes pregnant on purpose just to hang on to the guy.
Chad was so ashamed when he had to tell his wife that Keirsten was his mama skank!
mama skank by SlopNChop May 12, 2016

Baby Mama Terrorist

A woman who has weaponized her children against the father for money and to torture him.

Secretly she is still in love with him but she doesnt want to be with him it at the same time she doesnt want anyone else with him either.
Sorry she doesn’t let you see your kids and takes all your money. She is a baby mama terrorist.
Baby Mama Terrorist by Riwlajdej November 23, 2018

Rice mama 

A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.

There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.

Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.
Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.
Rice mama by Nishnish117 February 12, 2023

Joe Mama 

A clever name used to insult another individual's mother. It is a play on words that refers to the saying, "Yo mama!"
Person 1: "Where's Joe?"
Victim 1: "Joe? ... Joe who?"
Person 1: "JOE MAMA!"
Victim 1: *Proceeds to feel insulted*
Joe Mama by B-Man February 2, 2004

Mama’s Cooking 

1. A phrase popularized by Kwame brown’s YouTube channel “Kwame Brown Bust Life”in reference to serving up and dropping off harsh truths.

2. Karma served of hot and ready with love.

3. Knowledge truth and wisdom passed down from a mother to help a young person navigate through life.
Hey y’all ready to receive some of this mama this mama’s cooking?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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