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The Dream SMP headcanon/au where Quackity is a parent/parental figure to Tubbo. The main reason it exists is because Schlatt and Quackity were canonically married and people headcanoned Tubbo to be Schlatt's son, which would make Quackity Tubbo's step father. Because of this, the au typically relates to Dad!Schlatt, though it is nowhere near as popular.

*NONE OF THIS IS CANON*
Person A: What are your opinions on Dad!Schlatt?
Person B: it's pretty cute, but I prefer MamaQ
MamaQ by Cinderling June 2, 2021
Words you can keep

Mama ain’t raise no bitch 

The most badass saying you can use before you do something either stupid as hell or badass.
Bet you won’t slap the gorilla
“Mama ain’t raise no bitch”
Related Words

mama skank 

When a girl fucks around with a married man and becomes pregnant on purpose just to hang on to the guy.
Chad was so ashamed when he had to tell his wife that Keirsten was his mama skank!
mama skank by SlopNChop May 12, 2016

Baby Mama Terrorist

A woman who has weaponized her children against the father for money and to torture him.

Secretly she is still in love with him but she doesnt want to be with him it at the same time she doesnt want anyone else with him either.
Sorry she doesn’t let you see your kids and takes all your money. She is a baby mama terrorist.
Baby Mama Terrorist by Riwlajdej November 23, 2018

Rice mama 

A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.

There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.

Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.
Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.
Rice mama by Nishnish117 February 12, 2023

Joe Mama 

A clever name used to insult another individual's mother. It is a play on words that refers to the saying, "Yo mama!"
Person 1: "Where's Joe?"
Victim 1: "Joe? ... Joe who?"
Person 1: "JOE MAMA!"
Victim 1: *Proceeds to feel insulted*
Joe Mama by B-Man February 2, 2004

Mama’s Cooking 

1. A phrase popularized by Kwame brown’s YouTube channel “Kwame Brown Bust Life”in reference to serving up and dropping off harsh truths.

2. Karma served of hot and ready with love.

3. Knowledge truth and wisdom passed down from a mother to help a young person navigate through life.
Hey y’all ready to receive some of this mama this mama’s cooking?
More from Urban Dictionary

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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