Mama Jukes
The best group of people you will ever meet. MamaJuke, PapaJuke and two BabyJukes make up the Mama Jukes community. xxx
Mama Jukes by ThatCrazyGirlOnline14 June 28, 2014
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Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
Yo mama jokes by GroominGabe February 24, 2015
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Yo mama jokes
"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"
Yo mama jokes by random_guy350783 April 4, 2015
yo mama jokes
yo mama jokes by Pizza duck😊 February 8, 2020
jukebox mama
Selina: Have you seen Tara? She never gets off the dance floor.
Stephanie: Yeah, once her song comes on she becomes a total jukebox mama.
Stephanie: Yeah, once her song comes on she becomes a total jukebox mama.
jukebox mama by honkytonkangel1958 May 30, 2019
Mamadukes
An underage teens mom who lets his or her friends get drunk and do drugs in her house, sometimes engaging in drinking and drugging with the kids. The "cool" mom. Not to be confused with a MILF, although sometimes can be.
Jane: Mary, this is my mom.
Mary: Hey mamadukes, where's the booze.
Mamadukes: In the basement with the crack and PCP..Just don't tell your parents.
Mary and Jane: XD
Mary: Hey mamadukes, where's the booze.
Mamadukes: In the basement with the crack and PCP..Just don't tell your parents.
Mary and Jane: XD
Mamadukes by SomeKindOfWhore December 9, 2008
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)