Mama Jukes 

The best group of people you will ever meet. MamaJuke, PapaJuke and two BabyJukes make up the Mama Jukes community. xxx

"Have you heard of the Mama Jukes?"

"Oh yeah, that supercool group?!"

Mama Jukes by ThatCrazyGirlOnline14 June 28, 2014

Yo mama jokes 

Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!

My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.

Yo mama jokes by GroominGabe February 24, 2015

Yo mama jokes 

Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.

"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"

Yo mama jokes by random_guy350783 April 4, 2015

yo mama jokes 

if you sill say yo mama jokes you are gay and have no friends

yo mama so fat she looks like a planet lol that is why yo mama jokes are trash

yo mama jokes by Pizza duck😊 February 8, 2020

jukebox mama 

A lady who likes to dance all night

Selina: Have you seen Tara? She never gets off the dance floor.

Stephanie: Yeah, once her song comes on she becomes a total jukebox mama.

jukebox mama by honkytonkangel1958 May 30, 2019

Mamadukes

An underage teens mom who lets his or her friends get drunk and do drugs in her house, sometimes engaging in drinking and drugging with the kids. The "cool" mom. Not to be confused with a MILF, although sometimes can be.

Jane: Mary, this is my mom.
Mary: Hey mamadukes, where's the booze.
Mamadukes: In the basement with the crack and PCP..Just don't tell your parents.
Mary and Jane: XD

Mamadukes by SomeKindOfWhore December 9, 2008