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Someone who thinks they're really hard, but actually has the physical integrity of tissue paper. Usually found masturbating to pictures of family members as a means to plug the void left by years of neglect growing up.
Alex thinks he's so tough, but he's just a malync.
Malync by badpacifism March 7, 2019
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Malinche 

A woman of Indigenous roots who marries or dates strictly white men. Typically selling out the people, culture, and hurting other indigenous people in the process.
Wow, the Malinches out here really talk about being pro indigenous but love to date the colonizer.”
Malinche by Xóchitl August 3, 2022
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Woman with the face of an angel, eyes the color of the ocean and better lips than Angelina Jolie. Funniest, smartest, most clever person on the face of the earth. Gives the best blowies and is a goddess in the bedroom. Always gets double takes whereever she goes. BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
"I need a Malyn in my life....so I can be complete"
Malyn by kitty666 October 7, 2012
Damn where can I start? She is bomb as fuck and her smile is amazing. If you get a chance with her, you'd be hella lucky cuz once she finds out u playin or you not worth it, shes out and you wouldn't get her back. She is very fucking smart and a goddamn goddess!! She is beautiful and a very loyal person. She ain't like those hoes cuz shes different. Shes funny, she is fly asfk, gives great advice, an amazing person and other things. She is pretty much perfect. I really loved that girl but I fucked up. If you ever come across her, dont fuck her over man. This is the type of girl that would stay in your life forever.
Me: Man I had Malyn in my life but I fucked up.

friends: Nah bro go get her back
Me: you dont understand, I lost her because I thought wrong.
friends: Damn
Malyn by lilanax November 17, 2017
Malyna is crazy and a wonderful person , she is so incredibly mean but can be the sweetest person you will ever meet . She can light up a whole room, she has an incredible sense of humor , she will be the rudest to you in one class but in the hallway she will see something and then the next class you have with her she’ll be the nicest. She is bipolar. But it’s okay because if your her bestfriend or friend you probably are too . She has an incredible impact on new people (that she likes) she’ll convince you to do something and make it seem like the best decision ever and it will be because your doing it with her, find a Malyna and mold on to her forever before she’s already claimed. And when she gets claimed you’ll know because she’s loyal and won’t do that to he partner. I love you Malyna ~ bestfriend
Girl 1: malyna was being so rude today
Girl 2: yah but (blank) called her hawt
Girl 1: maybe but she can be something else😬
Girl 2: you’ve just gotten on her bad side, she actually pretty great
Malyna by ;) someone.. January 21, 2019

malinche 

your a malinche
malinche by MR.CHORIZO September 24, 2014
The most loyal person you will EVER meet. She does hair and is just really pretty.She is a great ro model to all,And if you ever meet her you would love her
Malynn is great at hair!
malynn by Ali19751115 December 26, 2017
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