Malsch

Malsch is a type of person who is very casual and isn't like many others. Malsch is a newer term originating in the U.S.A capitol.
Typically used as an adjective

*person one dancing casually
person two: "oh you got some malsch moves"

by radon breather March 31, 2025

Malechanism

A religion worshipping malechan
You must simp for malechan
You must be in his discord server

My religion is malechanism
I am a believer in malechanism

by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

malshrek

When one is bad to shrek, malshrek

“Why are you malshrek? He’s perfect.”

by ShReK_696969 May 10, 2022

Malchamoovitz

Angel of death (yiddish)

She's a yenta and a malchamoovitz.

by Murray Haldanish September 19, 2019

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

Malachite

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.

She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go

by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010