Malpuss

A Short, Midget sized skinny/tan/not popular girl, with a larger breast area, glasses, and a 12 year old boy hair cut. Gets giggly and hard to handle when drunk, give her a pipe and watch her smile, BEWARE she brings home creepers!

EX: Look at that malpuss, she fell off the bar again


MALPUSS POURS BEER ON PEOPLE

by Falconfun88989 January 22, 2009

Malpass

-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed

"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"

by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009

Malussy

Slang for Chocolate

I want to eat some Malussy

by erenspantiesreplacment March 3, 2022

Malpassed

To become drunk beyond ones ability to think,walk, speak clearly, and do basically anything remotely normal is referred to as getting "Malpassed" It originated from Cole Malpass, an avid drinker who knew no limits.

I got totally Malpassed last night

by Lazy lary November 15, 2010

manpussy

A loose sloppy rectum; usually gaping with semen dripping out of it.Generally refering to a homosexual males rectum.

Erics man pussy was sloppy after Carl and Cole doublefucked his huge man twat.

by Donovan July 29, 2003

Manpussy

A loose sloppy rectum; usually gaping with semen dripping out of it.Generally refering to a homosexual males rectum.

John's Manpussy was sloppy after Tyrone and Jerome doublefucked his huge man twat.

by Kristin777 April 19, 2006

ManPussy

Pussy of the Male Body; Asshole;

Taylor G. had a finger stuck up her manpussy.
Everyone has a manpussy.

by MPussyMonster May 25, 2010