Malpe

Malpe means a person who shags a lot of people also known a slag
by Cheesywang69 May 24, 2020
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malp

(v.) to shoot water out of one's during the course of laughing ridiculously hard while unknowingly creating a word
Kellyn malped when she realized she misspelled 'lamp'.
by atticus ender September 07, 2007
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Malp

A random yogurt someone made in their dream, that is slightly pink and has crunchy chocolate balls in it similar to the "Whopper" candy.
I love malp flavored yogurt because I like crunchy balls in my mouth
by Dyl_The_Pill April 01, 2023
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Malp

Hello Bascin Robins, Duncot Donuts, Taco Bell, Malp You.
by Best Best May 14, 2007
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malp

the act of slaping from the forehead down to the chin. someone says something you dont give a fuck about. just *malp* them
"So i finally shaved my hairy ass legs todaa..."*malp*"....wtf?!"
"my mom died from a heart attaa" *malp* "are u kidding me">:(
by Dyleamiabecc May 26, 2010
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malp you

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.
by Smashleighs November 12, 2013
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