Malood
A family of twisted , psycho humans who use lame jokes and are galooding most of their time. They act to be desert men but they are just crazy galoods
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maloof
(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012
Masood
A handsome man who can be a good father and a good husband. his body, face and attitude is very handsome. He is quiet and sometimes gets irritated by noise and noise from people who keep nagging. he is very reliable and cannot hide lies. He wants to do everything for his family to make a good future. he has a soft heart and can easily be hurt. he doesn't want to fight with people. If you have a Masood as your Husband or Boyfriend you are very lucky and you will certainly have a good life with him.
Wife: Masood is my husband
(Wife’s friends looking at Masood)
Wife’s friend 1: Omg your so lucky
Wife’s friend 2: He is so sweet and so handsome
Wife: Oh really? Haha
(Wife’s friends looking at Masood)
Wife’s friend 1: Omg your so lucky
Wife’s friend 2: He is so sweet and so handsome
Wife: Oh really? Haha
Masood by Bts.lovesickk September 26, 2019
Maloof
Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans. Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.
Maloofed
The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.
I got maloofed so hard today.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010
Malooch
n. A loud-mouthed do nothing.
Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.
Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.
Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.
Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.
Malooch by NECKLEATHER April 13, 2020