A family of twisted , psycho humans who use lame jokes and are galooding most of their time. They act to be desert men but they are just crazy galoods
by Galoodien August 13, 2012
Get the Malood mug.(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
by eastbayted September 20, 2012
Get the maloof mug.A handsome man who can be a good father and a good husband. his body, face and attitude is very handsome. He is quiet and sometimes gets irritated by noise and noise from people who keep nagging. he is very reliable and cannot hide lies. He wants to do everything for his family to make a good future. he has a soft heart and can easily be hurt. he doesn't want to fight with people. If you have a Masood as your Husband or Boyfriend you are very lucky and you will certainly have a good life with him.
Wife: Masood is my husband
(Wife’s friends looking at Masood)
Wife’s friend 1: Omg your so lucky
Wife’s friend 2: He is so sweet and so handsome
Wife: Oh really? Haha
(Wife’s friends looking at Masood)
Wife’s friend 1: Omg your so lucky
Wife’s friend 2: He is so sweet and so handsome
Wife: Oh really? Haha
by Bts.lovesickk September 26, 2019
Get the Masood mug.Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans. Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.
Dan: Brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!
Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?
Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.
Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?
Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.
by WPS916 September 19, 2012
Get the Maloof mug.The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.
I got maloofed so hard today.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
by Polly Grip March 28, 2010
Get the Maloofed mug.A very timid and shy person. Can be very focused on studies, and can become very emotional over small things like grades.
by Woword May 6, 2017
Get the melood mug.n. A loud-mouthed do nothing.
Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.
Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.
Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.
Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.
by NECKLEATHER April 13, 2020
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