Malood 

A family of twisted , psycho humans who use lame jokes and are galooding most of their time. They act to be desert men but they are just crazy galoods

The malood is coming everybody hide we don't want a bad time.

Malood by Galoodien August 13, 2012

malood

noun / adjective

The tendency to continue using an unnecessarily difficult or inefficient method because changing approaches would mean admitting that your original method wasn’t very good.

She knew there was an easier way to organize everything, but she’d already defended her system too many times to switch. Pure malood.

I spent an hour doing it manually after finding out there was an automatic option because changing methods would’ve meant admitting I’d wasted my time. I was completely malood.

He refused to follow the shortcut after insisting his route was faster. At that point, malood was the only thing keeping him going.

malood by baconbizzles September 10, 2026

maloof 

(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations

Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.

City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.

NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.

Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.

City and NBA: What a maloof!

maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012

Masood

A handsome man who can be a good father and a good husband. his body, face and attitude is very handsome. He is quiet and sometimes gets irritated by noise and noise from people who keep nagging. he is very reliable and cannot hide lies. He wants to do everything for his family to make a good future. he has a soft heart and can easily be hurt. he doesn't want to fight with people. If you have a Masood as your Husband or Boyfriend you are very lucky and you will certainly have a good life with him.

Wife: Masood is my husband
(Wife’s friends looking at Masood)

Wife’s friend 1: Omg your so lucky

Wife’s friend 2: He is so sweet and so handsome

Wife: Oh really? Haha

Masood by Bts.lovesickk September 26, 2019

Maloof 

Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans.  Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.

Dan: Brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!

Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?

Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.

Maloof by WPS916 September 19, 2012

Maloofed 

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

melood 

A very timid and shy person. Can be very focused on studies, and can become very emotional over small things like grades.

Dude the Melood though.. he got a 99 and he's still asking for extra credit.

melood by Woword May 6, 2017