N. One who has nothing to do but hang out at the mall or doesn't know what to do with them selves so they just walk around at the mall
v. The action of going to the mall aimlessly or very frequently. Often involving activities like making numerous circuits around the mall, walking into the same store fifty times, or sitting in one spot staring at ppl
adj. Malltarding
v. The action of going to the mall aimlessly or very frequently. Often involving activities like making numerous circuits around the mall, walking into the same store fifty times, or sitting in one spot staring at ppl
adj. Malltarding
That creeper sitting over there is a malltard I see him here every time I come to the mall.
Hey I ain't got ne thing to do let's go malltard it up cuz.
Hey I ain't got ne thing to do let's go malltard it up cuz.
by Azn persuazn February 22, 2010
Get the Malltard mug.A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.
I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe
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Person who holds views typical of the Daily Mail and/or its readers.
Generally assumed to be a rabid right-wing racist who holds everyone (except people like them) in the highest suspicion; to be self-centred and think that everyone should like what they like and do what makes them happy. In essence, be like them.
Generally assumed to be a rabid right-wing racist who holds everyone (except people like them) in the highest suspicion; to be self-centred and think that everyone should like what they like and do what makes them happy. In essence, be like them.
"I'm worried about Henry, he keeps on criticising the NHS and mouthing off about Islam."
"Watch out for him, sounds like he's turning into a Mailtard."
"Watch out for him, sounds like he's turning into a Mailtard."
by Pseudonym_31 September 2, 2012
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by Get Some All Day January 27, 2009
Get the Ill Mallard mug.The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012
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"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"
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