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Macker (n.): A man who hits on, flirts with, or seduces a female by using verbal or sometimes physical means of persuasion; a man who is not interested in a relationship, but short term gratification and who sweet talks you to get it.
"Gosh, you're such a macker. I bet you say that to all the ladies."

by Vivian LaFox April 14, 2008
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Macker (n.): A man who hits on, flirts with, or seduces a female by using verbal or sometimes physical means of persuasion; a man who is not interested in a relationship, but short term gratification and who sweet talks you to get it.
"Gosh, you're such a macker. I bet you tell that to all the ladies."
by Vivian LaFox April 13, 2008
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A term the aussies use when it comes to large, giant, massive, waves.
oi mate here comes a macker!
by gkh December 06, 2005
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Poor-man's pimp. Like a mack but more cheesy.
Yo' ain't not pimp you notin but a damn pussy-ass macker ho.
by Jymme June 16, 2003
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A Macker is an ignorant male, typically a white boy from suburbia who thinks he has the world by the balls but in reality is a loser. A Macker usually has just a high school education and a false sense of importance. He is highly skilled in the following arts: pimpin', mackin', lyin', cheatin', stealin', freeloadin' and destroying other people's property. This pathetic fuck will typically have a couple of DWI's, been thrown out of two colleges, been discharged by the military after two weeks when the results of his drug testing are complete, stole from every family member, friend, employer, friends of friends, has a crimnal record, thinks he's a wiggar, who's hero is 50 Cent, thinks he's a player and will rob your fucking molars while you sleep. Age range is 17-26 but a good number continue to Mac well into their 30's. A Macker is a drain on their families and society because of their need for rent money, drugs, bling, attorneys, fines, fees, and bail. The 1990's spawned the age of the Macker. It's a whole generation of fools that will live the rest of their lives in misery, poverty and dispair. Fuck them all.
Fellow Macker: Yo Macker, where you get dem boots?
Macker: Shit dog, I spent 25 cents for a shopping bag and Penny's and jammed the mutha fuckas into da bag when the stupid security dude looked the other way. What a dumb bitch he is...
by John Vogler December 22, 2006
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Large male normally in poor physical condition. Someone with testicals that loves McDonalds food. Cross with nackers and McDonalds
by bob aka gwalms October 15, 2008
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