Majessa

1. Coolest person in the world.

2. Typically a stoner-type.

3. A secretive way of saying Marijuana.

1. See that girl? She's a total Majessa.

2. I'm so baked, I feel Majessa-like.

3. Dude, cops. Hide Majessa.

by Drink'n Beers. October 14, 2008

Breasta Majesta

A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!

"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"

"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."

"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."

"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"

by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010

maressa

Maressa, it means the sea.
People with this name are often beautiful, intellectual, and deep, like the sea.

'You're amazing, are you sure your name isn't Maressa?'

by Melissa Page December 24, 2007

Manessa

She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She's super gorgeous, really athletic, and has the biggest smile. She's a great listener and no matter how bad your day was she always finds a way to make it better. She's what guys are looking for in a girl. She's not scared to tell you her opinion. Even when she has a bad day, she'll make sure it doesn't affect anyone else. She loves her family and friends. She cares about school and her future. She's determine to be successful. Once you find yourself a Manessa don't lose/hurt her. She'll be the best thing that has ever happened to you!

Girl 1: Look there's Manessa!
Girl 2: omg she's the best! Lets go say hi!

Boy 1: Damn I wish Manessa was mine.
Boy 2: Same dude she's super pretty! Her bf is really lucky to have her.

by soccerinheaven November 27, 2017

Maessage

When you are in the middle of a massage and decide to text somebody

I need to maessage my friends real quick

This massage is really good, let me maessage my friends to tell them about it.

by superpig March 2, 2019

mapessa

money (argent)

la musique faut que j'arrête ça, mais ça rapporte des mapessas

by aï January 21, 2023

majescalate

When you cum you ejaculate a stream of glitter everywhere
Only happens when you are gay

Owen just majescalated everywhere!

by anonymous2516 January 19, 2018