Majessa
1. See that girl? She's a total Majessa.
2. I'm so baked, I feel Majessa-like.
3. Dude, cops. Hide Majessa.
2. I'm so baked, I feel Majessa-like.
3. Dude, cops. Hide Majessa.
Majessa by Drink'n Beers. October 14, 2008
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Breasta Majesta
A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!
"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"
"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."
"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."
"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"
"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."
"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."
"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"
Breasta Majesta by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010
maressa
Maressa, it means the sea.
People with this name are often beautiful, intellectual, and deep, like the sea.
People with this name are often beautiful, intellectual, and deep, like the sea.
maressa by Melissa Page December 24, 2007
Manessa
She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She's super gorgeous, really athletic, and has the biggest smile. She's a great listener and no matter how bad your day was she always finds a way to make it better. She's what guys are looking for in a girl. She's not scared to tell you her opinion. Even when she has a bad day, she'll make sure it doesn't affect anyone else. She loves her family and friends. She cares about school and her future. She's determine to be successful. Once you find yourself a Manessa don't lose/hurt her. She'll be the best thing that has ever happened to you!
Girl 1: Look there's Manessa!
Girl 2: omg she's the best! Lets go say hi!
Boy 1: Damn I wish Manessa was mine.
Boy 2: Same dude she's super pretty! Her bf is really lucky to have her.
Girl 2: omg she's the best! Lets go say hi!
Boy 1: Damn I wish Manessa was mine.
Boy 2: Same dude she's super pretty! Her bf is really lucky to have her.
Manessa by soccerinheaven November 27, 2017
Maessage
I need to maessage my friends real quick
This massage is really good, let me maessage my friends to tell them about it.
This massage is really good, let me maessage my friends to tell them about it.
mapessa
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majescalate by anonymous2516 January 19, 2018
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