Reaching down to adjust his malesack, Donny noticed his public hair would need a trim and a shave soon as it was getting too thick to be soft and silky feeling.
When a doctor of any kind starts examining your genital area, without the use of a latex glove or any hygienic barrier. Making the experience more intimate, yet disconcerting as to weather this is strictly medical or there are ulterior motives at hand.
John: "He just dove right in, he may as well have been pulling my trousers down,
then he just started grabbing all my junk, like it was the most normal thing to do.
He didn't even put on any latex gloves!
But I had to listen to him he knows what he is talking about, he has a P.H.D
Now I feel less lonely but I didn't even cum, can I sue him for malsacktease?"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.