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Malesia is the most lovable people. Prettiest girl, she has the biggest heart and does anything for her loved ones. When she loves she loves hard. She has a bad temper that can sometimes take over and create a bad person, she handles everything with care. She has respect from everyone because if not she'll kill you. You'll never know if Malesia loves you or hates you, so be careful.
Don’t betray malesia, yeah she’s pretty but she’s dangerous
malesia by Concern citizens November 20, 2023
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Malenia, Blade of Miquella. A real b-word. Known for inducing tilt and desk slams, especially when it comes to short, angry Danish streamers
Do you know Malenia?
Who, the blade of miquella?
Thats the one. Shes such a b-word
Malenia by Grumpy Dane April 15, 2022
Prettiest girl, she has the biggest heart and does anything for her loved ones. When she loves she loves hard. She has a bad temper that can sometimes take over and create a bad person, she handles everything with care. She has respect from everyone because if not she'll kill you. You'll never know if Malasia loves you or hates you, so be careful.
Don't betray Malasia, yeah she's pretty but she's dangerous.
Malasia by Worlds royalist February 18, 2015
An amazingly beautiful person with a great sense of humor. One of the best people in anyone’s life and has never made anyone feel anything but love. Not to mention she’s fine as hell and has some of the most gorgeous hair. It should be an honor to meet a maleiah because she is honestly one of the greatest people you’ll ever get the pleasure of having in your life. Her favorite show is usually the office of course
Y’all see Maleiah watching the office again ..typical
Maleiah by DunderMifflinco January 3, 2020
A girl named Maleia typically is a red head and is drop dead gorgeous even if she doesn't know it yet. She is loved by most even though she is a little socially awkward but is totally down to earth. Maleia is a great girl, she's always there for you and never makes you feel left out. If you meet a Maleia hold on to her tightly because a friendship like this isn't easy to come buy.

A girl named Maleia typically is a red head but is drop dead gorgeous even if she doesn't realize it. She has a lot of different talents and maybe a little socially awkward but people still live her anyways.
Connor: dang your beautiful. What is your name?

Maleia: my name is Maleia.

Connor: oh okay. No wonder your so beautiful.
Maleia by TweetTweet24 March 4, 2020

Malenia, Blade of Miquella 

A boss in Elden Ring that states her name and occupation upon killing you.
Friend: Can you help me beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella?

You: Let me solo her.
The Hawaiian goddess of wrath.

A girl named Maleia is typically blonde and drop dead gorgeous even if she doesn't know it yet. She is loved by most even though she is a little socially awkward but is totally down to earth. Maleia is a great girl, she's always there for you and never makes you feel left out. If you meet a Maleia hold on to her tightly because a friendship like this isn't easy to come buy.
A girl named Maleia is typically blonde but drop dead gorgeous even if she doesn't realize it. She has a lot of different talents and maybe a little socially awkward but people still live her anyways.
Guy 1: Wow, Maleia is hot af.
Guy 2: ikr but she's kinda.....odd
Guy 1: idc I like her
maleia by mae10093 December 30, 2014
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