malyssa

malyssa is the coolest smartest funniest person ever. she is an expert softball player, an endurance streamer and a professional beef ghostwriter. she is a responsible sush parent and active snapchat streak participant. she is kind and thoughtful, the kind of friend who sets an alarm for 3 in the morning to wish you good luck on a boob job, she is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. such a good friend the universe will put her at least one state away so you don't spend all day in her living room.

malyssa has a weed addiction

malyssa by deez400000 January 7, 2023

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malyssa

malyssa is the coolest smartest funniest person ever. she is an expert softball player, an endurance streamer and a professional beef ghostwriter. she is a responsible sush parent and active snapchat streak participant. she is kind and thoughtful, the kind of friend who sets an alarm for 3 in the morning to wish you good luck on a boob job, she is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. such a good friend the universe will put her at least one state away so you don't spend all day in her living room.

malyssa: hi
me: you smell like stizzy

malyssa by deez400000 January 7, 2023

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marlyssa

a very beautiful girl, she has a great personality. She is known as a great friend and a great person. she is loving and talented.She is very smart and funny and just the best a girl can be. If you ever needed somebody to talk to she would be the person.

marlyssa is the best person ever....

marlyssa by tatermif June 24, 2016

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Mallssage

Any form of massage offered at the mall.

After a long day of shopping, Matt & Amy decided they needed to relax and have a Mallssage.

Mallssage by MatyP September 6, 2010

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Melyssa

She is in all honesty is the most perfect girl that I have ever met. Without her I feel as if I am nothing but i waste of space. She has the cutest smile, the nicest eyes, and the kindest heart. There is nothing in the world I'd have other then her.

1 " Hey hows your relationship with Melyssa going?"

2 "Its going fantastic, shes the best girl that I will ever meet."

Melyssa by Just a random guy on UD January 22, 2013

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mayssam

A person who is more interested in helping others and is always trying to save the world.

For instance, in Lebanon, when someone s making fun of someone else because he is being too good, they tell him (her), what!! Are you trying to be a Mayssam (angel), or do you think you are a Mayssam.

We need to have more Mayssam s in this world.

Are you trying to be a Mayssam?

mayssam by TheHaaads January 17, 2017

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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