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Maleeking is the lowest kind of behavior.
It includes flirting with lots of people at once and having "associates",

a common word used by someone who maleeks that doesn't want to openly refer to his internet companions as hoes.
People that maleek generally have lots of female internet friends because in real life they are likely frowned upon.

Maleeking is the half brother of the popular behavior known as being a Fuckboy.

If someone is maleeking you, run far away.
"That boy finessed all those girls booty pics, that's some A1 maleeking right there".
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Another variant, maliqing, it is a reference to an individual called Maleek who is infamous after doxxing Dr. David Wood's wife, having caused a campaign of Quran desecration in response. Maleeking is in essence causing Quran desecrations. It could also refer to snitching on people as Maleek snitched Shaykh Uthman's ‘Dawah bros’
Ridvan: “So uhh, what's going on here? Why's the Quran desecrated again?”

David: He's MALEEKING IT AGAIN!!”
Maleeking by Wygelija January 27, 2026
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Mileening 

The act of being extremely, awkwardly adorable with your crush or significant other.
Michael and Eileen were absolutely Mileening at the school festival over the weekend.
Mileening by Fua March 25, 2013
children with magical powers that have been brought up by fairies and gnomes.
I want to be a malekin!
malekin by saffron February 9, 2004
Similar to woofing, where you keep your hair in a protective style for prolonged periods of time and apply castor oil daily to the strained hair to promote rapid hair growth, for men usually
I’m keeping my hair in two strand twists, why you say? G it’s meeking season I need to grow my hair
Meeking by anonymous October 7, 2020
To take so many L's at once that you become the essence of the letter.
My boy was meeking hard last night, asked 10 girls but got 0 digits.
Meeking by landood June 26, 2016

mass maleing 

The art of juggling multiple guys at once.
Tiffany: "Any plans this weekend?"
Ashely: "I'm mass maleing with Alex for lunch, Steve for mini golf & then Richard's taking me to the Ballet."
mass maleing by Nora Wrana May 17, 2008
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