Mandering 

Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.

Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?

Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.

Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back

Mandering by Tucker3444 September 16, 2010

Mandering 

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

Mandering by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

geriatric-mandering 

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

Jack-Mandering 

(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke

(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote

"Did you hear what happened in Miller's class? There was Jack-Mandering afoot in the class vote."

Jack-Mandering by Aunt Tim February 1, 2022

Perry-mandering 

To cheat on your significant other and be in complete denial

Aww man he was perry-mandering so hard last night.

Perry-mandering by Will Perry69 March 9, 2022

Jheri curl-mandering 

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).

Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.

Jheri curl-mandering by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016

wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

wandering trader by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021