Very similar to Murphy’s Law or Sod’s Law, but with one important difference. Instead of “if something can go wrong it will do”, it now becomes ”with a Malcolm on the project it won’t just go wrong, but it will go wrong in the worst possible way.” See also Finagle’s Law.

“It’s a total disaster; there is no way that it could possibly have happened!”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”

Malcolm’s Law by AKACroatalin August 17, 2016

Malcolm Turnbull

Refers to a man who is inflicted with a small penis. Often these types are products of Grammer Schools.

Did you see the guy in the showe. What a Malcolm Turnbull.

Malcolm Turnbull by masterboom November 17, 2016

Malcolm Young

Malcolm Young is one of the greatist guitarists in the world...but sadly very underated and almost unknown. Malcolm Young was born in 1953...yes a long time ago, and is Angus Youngs older brother by 2 years. Malcolm created the legendary rock band AC/DC and plays rhythm guitar along side his younger brother Angus who plays the lead guitar. Angus has even stated that Malcolm is a better guitarist than him.

bloke 1: 50c is fully sick bro
bloke 2: Ney AC/DC is way better that that crap, listen to Malcolm Young bash that guitar!
Hes truly Great

Malcolm Young by Holly - AC/DC freak July 22, 2006

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.

Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.

Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.

Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.

Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?

...

Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds by Everything's Shiny Captain April 21, 2009

Malcolm McDowell

A sickeningly underrated British actor, best known for his roles as Mick Travis in "If..." and as Alex in "A Clockwork Orange". Although he was popular throughout the seventies and some of the eighties, starring in "O Lucky Man!", "Royal Flash!", "Caligula", "Time After Time", and "Cat People", among others, he aged rather badly and stopped getting good parts. Of his giant filmography, consisting of more than 100 films, less than half have been released worldwide - but he will always be remembered as one of the most fascinating, charismatic and irresistible actors in history.

A friend of mine just watched A Clockwork Orange and is convinced that Malcolm McDowell has the most beautiful electric blue eyes in the world.

Malcolm McDowell by prettymaryk March 22, 2008

Malcolm Butler

To snatch victory in very near loss. Aim for the bushes. All, or nothing

I just Malcolm Butler'd the shit out of that!

Malcolm Butler by BostonRobTowner February 24, 2015

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026