Malakness

Urge to be self distructive

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by Beeso23 April 17, 2020

Malcness

1.)The unexplained way a person named Malcolm or any name starting with "Malc" is liked. 2.)The swag of a person with a name starting with "Malc"

That kid Malcolm oozes malcness.....

by NOBDY00 November 16, 2009

malakes

a huge group of wankers all together

re ti malakes eiste eseis?

by tedgus October 9, 2008

Mayankness

the prowess with which one humbly acquires the ability to accomplish the most unthinkable things with incredible ease almost making it seem... magical

Shyam - Yo how did you get free tickets to a private box at a 76ers game?

Mayank - don't worry about it...

Shyam - Oh yeah, you and your mayankness... i should stop asking and start asking why not me!

Ex. 2

Shyam - HOw did you get a job on set with M. Night Shyamalan for the new movie Avatar?

HOw did you get your face to be used for the action figure they are making for the fire nation character?

How did you get a chance to double Dev Patel for the entire movie?

Mayank - Don't worry bout it... i got lucky?

Shyam - um... crap, i did it again. Why didn't I get all that? Why don't i have mayankness?

by JusToOriginal March 2, 2010

melatness

a young, smart person is outgoing and irresistible,

funny and loves food.

OMG, melat is funny as hell!

who should we ask to pick us up?
I know, "MELATNESS"!

by boredomsucks123 June 14, 2009

markness

1)mark with the word -ness on the end of it 2) the ability to hump and dump and get away with it 3)nessie

Yeah, so were watchin t.v. at her house when she starts giving me a blowjob, so I blow my load on her face and leave. Next day, I decide to show off my MARKNESS so I do the same thing to her mom.

by Gulledge December 11, 2008

markness

mark-ness
to have to do with being "mark", meaning very cool, and suave.

"you've come back to markness."

by mark May 7, 2004