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melatness by boredomsucks123 June 14, 2009
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Melanesia
An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.
Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.
Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.
European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.
Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!
Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!
Melanesia by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009
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(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.
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meatness
<noun>
The very essential quality of animal's foodmeat, derived from it's genetic stock and quality of feed and care throughout the animal stock's life.
The very essential quality of animal's foodmeat, derived from it's genetic stock and quality of feed and care throughout the animal stock's life.
Meatless Muff Diver
A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.
The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.
Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
Meatless Muff Diver by Grinder100 October 12, 2009
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