Mackaness 

a lanky person who has a forehead the size of Heathrow airport. They are also attracted to james Maddison. They are very mall coordinated. Most of them are attracted to the same gender and the especially lanky ones are like younger people.

Oii look at mackaness, what a lanky nonce

Mackaness by Bucz March 16, 2023

maciness

The extent to which someone owns products made by Apple. One who owns a lot of Apple products would be be considered to be high on the "maciness" scale.

Your maciness just reached a new level with the purchase of a macbook pro!

maciness by Wakinglife115 December 27, 2009

Macanese

Residents or natives of Macau, many Macanese people are fluent in both Portuguese and Cantonese. They are one of the coolest groups of people from Asia.

"Im American, what about you?"

"Im Macanese"
"NO WAY! i wish i was Macanese!"

Macanese by João Eduardo August 19, 2009

muckness 

Running around out of control, havoc total chaos and yet you think you're normal but everybody else around says your out-of-control. Total muckness, running a muck.

She was running around out of control on a sick one with her muckness. running a muck

muckness by Ocbecks December 11, 2016

mackanasity 

adj. to show so much velocity it is unreal

Wow Gail, that fail showed a lot of mackanasity.
Omg, I cant believe your back flip could possibly show so much mackanasity.

mackanasity by Major gail October 28, 2022

macness 

Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.

Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)

Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)

Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)

macness by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010

markness

1)mark with the word -ness on the end of it 2) the ability to hump and dump and get away with it 3)nessie

Yeah, so were watchin t.v. at her house when she starts giving me a blowjob, so I blow my load on her face and leave. Next day, I decide to show off my MARKNESS so I do the same thing to her mom.

markness by Gulledge December 11, 2008