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Malakite 

Synonym of stiff penis (taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away)
She holds my malakite so tight so...(taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away) you already has the definition but misspelled as Malachite.
complete lyrics are:
I sit alone in my bedroom
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit outside and watch the sunrise
Lookout as far as I can
I can't see her, but in the distance
I hear some laughter,
We laugh together
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit alone in my
Malakite by Lord Tanahmed June 24, 2020
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the nigga that whoops white girls asses
“you know malakie? yeah he beat the fuck outta melody last week.”
malakie by PapaMontell October 16, 2019

Malakhiwe 

Malakhiwe is a Xhosa name which translates to "Build". Malakhiwe greatest qualities is he builds the people around him. He is loyal and loving person. They often love too hard for their liking. Malakhiwe is a hard-working individual, that does anything in his power to prosper, usually attracted to "yellowbone" girls. He is a very handsome and well-grommed young man. He is absolutely hilarious.
Malakhiwe is so funny dude.
Malakhiwe is so sweet.
Malakhiwe by ZackSlater January 26, 2021
the coolest kid around u will never meet anyone like him
malakie is the best kid around
malakie by blazekye August 5, 2021
No one is better than a Malakie. He is adorable, sweet, kind, and perfect. He is shy and clumsy, but that is just his characteristics and everyone loves it about him. Incredibly smart, he gets called a nerds sometimes but, being a nerd isn't all bad, they're just jealous you're so smart. Malakie is cool. Malakie may think he needs to hide his emotions sometimes and bottle them up but trust me, Mallo, you've got it. Tell a Malakie how amazing they are and give them a warm hug:)
Person 1: "Who's that? He's so kind!"

Person 2: "Oh that's Malakie, he's the sweetest soul ever!"
Malakie by Nello-Jello:) January 24, 2022
A really nice boy/man who always says hi and uses good manners to people even if they are mean. He is really smart and loves dinosaurs, pokemon and minecraft. They are usually tall and will love you to their demise. Malakie loves school and their favourite subjects are science and design and technology. They have lots of friends and they are very handsome.
"that Malakie is so nice he is the best"
Malakie by Razor Trap November 22, 2021
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