No one is better than a Malakie. He is adorable, sweet, kind, and perfect. He is shy and clumsy, but that is just his characteristics and everyone loves it about him. Incredibly smart, he gets called a nerds sometimes but, being a nerd isn't all bad, they're just jealous you're so smart. Malakie is cool. Malakie may think he needs to hide his emotions sometimes and bottle them up but trust me, Mallo, you've got it. Tell a Malakie how amazing they are and give them a warm hug:)

Person 1: "Who's that? He's so kind!"

Person 2: "Oh that's Malakie, he's the sweetest soul ever!"

Malakie by Nello-Jello:) January 24, 2022

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Malakie

A really nice boy/man who always says hi and uses good manners to people even if they are mean. He is really smart and loves dinosaurs, pokemon and minecraft. They are usually tall and will love you to their demise. Malakie loves school and their favourite subjects are science and design and technology. They have lots of friends and they are very handsome.

"that Malakie is so nice he is the best"

Malakie by Razor Trap November 22, 2021

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Malaki

The type of guy that makes you smile without trying. He also has a big fat cock.

Damnnn Malaki has a big cock

Malaki by savvey9 October 9, 2021

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malakismeno

It's a greek term for a top wanker.

Yiannis: Eisai kala malakismeno?
Stravros: Kala ese?
Yiannis: Poli kala ree pousti

malakismeno by PsychoKritz June 11, 2016

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Daron Malakian

The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out

"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron

Daron Malakian by greg demarc February 18, 2007

funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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