malakie 

the nigga that whoops white girls asses

“you know malakie? yeah he beat the fuck outta melody last week.”

malakie by PapaMontell October 16, 2019

malakie 

the coolest kid around u will never meet anyone like him

malakie is the best kid around

malakie by blazekye August 5, 2021

Malakie 

No one is better than a Malakie. He is adorable, sweet, kind, and perfect. He is shy and clumsy, but that is just his characteristics and everyone loves it about him. Incredibly smart, he gets called a nerds sometimes but, being a nerd isn't all bad, they're just jealous you're so smart. Malakie is cool. Malakie may think he needs to hide his emotions sometimes and bottle them up but trust me, Mallo, you've got it. Tell a Malakie how amazing they are and give them a warm hug:)

Person 1: "Who's that? He's so kind!"

Person 2: "Oh that's Malakie, he's the sweetest soul ever!"

Malakie by Nello-Jello:) January 24, 2022

Malakie 

A really nice boy/man who always says hi and uses good manners to people even if they are mean. He is really smart and loves dinosaurs, pokemon and minecraft. They are usually tall and will love you to their demise. Malakie loves school and their favourite subjects are science and design and technology. They have lots of friends and they are very handsome.

"that Malakie is so nice he is the best"

Malakie by Razor Trap November 22, 2021

Malaki 

The type of guy that makes you smile without trying. He also has a big fat cock.

Damnnn Malaki has a big cock

Malaki by savvey9 October 9, 2021

malakismeno 

It's a greek term for a top wanker.

Yiannis: Eisai kala malakismeno?
Stravros: Kala ese?
Yiannis: Poli kala ree pousti

malakismeno by PsychoKritz June 11, 2016

Daron Malakian 

The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out

"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron

Daron Malakian by greg demarc February 18, 2007