Malaids 

Malaides is the combination of having both Malaria and AIDS, however it can be contracted by having neither of the diseases. This occurs when one is bitten by a Malaids sufferer. It is the worst desease known to man.

Yeah, I heard his freak next door neighbor bit him when he tried to make a move! He wont be around for long with Malaids!

Malaids by Farrall November 16, 2010

Malaise 

A sense of dread, discomfort or unease about the future. Whether it be self-illness, or some other personal, possibly catastrophic event.

One year after the collapse of real estate markets, they remain mired in deep malaise

Malaise by Davester75 September 4, 2009

Malaise 

A general feeling of discomfort or fatigue, often due to sickness.

My Monday was clouded by feelings of malaise.

Malaise by ihatewom_332 March 28, 2020

malaisha 

A Super hot sex appeal. She's strict at times but laid back at most. Guys are all over her.

"That's a Malaisha for you"

malaisha by Us here at urban August 24, 2016

monitor malaise 

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.

old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*

monitor malaise by MKHH December 28, 2005

monitor malaise 

Monitor malaise can take two forms.

1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).

2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.

1) The phone rang, snapping me out of my monitor malaise and nearly giving me a coronary.

2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).

monitor malaise by robzilla October 8, 2005

malaisionship 

Malaise + relationship. General discomfort or uneasiness in your relationship\marriage. Credit Gillian Flynn from Entertainment Weekly for coining?

A 13 year malaisionship with Betty, she and Frank had fallen into the rut of no sex and constant fighting over petty crap.

malaisionship by Chromedude September 23, 2007