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Malaids
Malaides is the combination of having both Malaria and AIDS, however it can be contracted by having neither of the diseases. This occurs when one is bitten by a Malaids sufferer. It is the worst desease known to man.
Yeah, I heard his freak next door neighbor bit him when he tried to make a move! He wont be around for long with Malaids!