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Such a cool dude!! The name is read just like Michael, but writing it this way is even cooler. Y’know, all of the Majkels have VERY big dicks, but none of them are dicks. It is impossible for a Majkel to be the bad guy in any circumstances. You must be an incredibly lucky person to know a Majkel. Want a have a cool, talented child???? Name it Majkel just after the birth and it’ll immediately be 1000% superior.
-Hey, you know this, um.. Michael?
-Ugh, you dumbass, it’s spelled Majkel, go rethink your life choices.
-Oh, ok, have a nice day!
-Thanks, you too!
Majkel by Xxsmelly_honda_civicxX April 23, 2021
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markelite 

Markelite - mar-ke-lite (noun) A word conjured to describe an uber Markle fan after the marriage of Prince Henry of Wales, to the mattress actress, Meghan Markle of the United States and most recently of Toronto, Canada (whilst filming the cable television series "Suits) in 2018.

Markelites, found on social media, can be described as low information users, suspiciously void of education who are highly argumentative often suffering from delusions, rage, and insufficient knowledge of the British Monarchy and its machinations/protocol. Markelites are often aggressive, void of simplistic language skills and more often than not resort to foul language, name calling and using the race card if someone who actually has knowledge on the subject matter offers a differing opinion. They are known to dox people (revealing social media identities, residence, and employer) whilst threatening bodily injury to the person/persons who oppose their view. They claim to take the high road in the name of Meghan Markle and will go to extremes to make good on threats to the person/persons opposing their views. Markelites also show a "pack mentality" that often attack social media users in large groups on any platform that features Meghan Markle.
Markelites also known as Sugars, are a vicious lot. They are misinformed and are the true bullies of social media when discussing Meghan Markle and her inept qualities as a representative of the British Royal Family.
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markela is an amazing human being, who is really beautiful. people called Hugh love her. markela is independent and beautiful and hilarious
i wish i was markela
markela by Hahanakmqjqw February 13, 2021

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markella 

A traditional Greek girl's name, originating from the island of Chios, Greece. Saint Markella is a very important religious figure to the people of this island and her nameday is one of the greatest celebrations of the year. Every 22nd of July, thousands of people flock to Agia Markella, the town and beach named after her, to celebrate said name day.
Greek #1: Are you going to Agia Markella this summer?
Greek #2: Is that even a question?
markella by cosmos-femme May 17, 2011
Majella is a radiantly beautiful woman, who loves Jesus with her whole heart. She is loyal, kind, compassionate and sensitive. She loves teaching children and she is an extremely talented dancer! There should be more women like Majella in this world! She is God's beloved child and she will do great things to glorify Jesus!
Majella is a beautiful woman inside and out!
Majella by Mkbt November 22, 2017
Definition: The term markel is usually used to describe a handsome yet talented man. He has a beautiful sense of humor and is loved by many.
Man: Wow who is that?
Other Guy:oh that's markel.
Man: I wish I was him.
Markel by Dr.Dicklittle March 13, 2017
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