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Markel is a beautiful multi talented girl, she can get any boy she wants. she is looking for her soulmate
Markel is so nice and pretty
Markel by youngboss12 November 23, 2021
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A cool dude who is most compatible with the letters G, E, A, or M.

He is very intelligent but could be a bit of a ‘dry’ texter.
He will succeed very well later in life with a nice family, possibly with that one person from high school.

Other that that, hes very successful and a handsome man.
Dude: “whos that?”
Me: “oh, thats just Markel”

yarden markel 

frekkin sexiest jewish woman i have ever layed eyes on. huge boobs n a fine ass. FUKK ME YARDEN!!!!!
oh dude, i want yarden markel in my fuckin pants!
yarden markel by hotshit March 31, 2005

yarden markel 

coolest jewish chick u'll ever encounter...w00t w00t
yarden markel is one kick ass jewish woman...
yarden markel by rar February 14, 2005

C Markel 

a complete douche bag, lazy, irresponsible. Probably is an attorney who makes his assistants hang blinds 20 feet freakin tall. Talks a lot, when he eats it's disguisting. Has messed up freakin hair all the time. Laughs at himself and makes a mess out of everything. Not to mention he calls others dumb and is inconsiderate and insensitive.
C Markel by markelisabuttface May 28, 2011

Megan Markel’ed 

When the in-laws don’t accept children of multi ethnic or even a pinch of African decent
My baby daddy’s mom Megan Markel’ed me.
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