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Milfag is an expression of describing airsoft players who go hardcore milsim and scream commands at you, they are normally very fat and out of shape and dont look like they would actually be in the military.
Dude this guys actually being an absolute milfag right now.
Milfag by Truceacred June 11, 2019
when during a sexual encounter, a man inserts his balls into his male partners ass. the male on male equivalent of "Dog In a Bathtub"
With the way he's been walking, I think Jay has gotten the mailbag one time too many from Bill.
Mailbag by El Guapocito March 31, 2009

mallfaggot 

Hey look at that mallfaggot wearing a blue tank top and converses!
mallfaggot by mysteryman-john November 13, 2011

Massachusettes Mailbag 

A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.

An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.
Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.
Massachusettes Mailbag by Scottimius September 6, 2008
The age at which a hot mother loses her glorious youth, but retains her sex appeal.
No way, she's over 40! She must've hit her milfage!
Milfage by mmmBooty June 15, 2008

massachusetts mailbag 

The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.
I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag