Maguirism

It is a religion Hinduism or Christianity, but we worship Tobey Maguire instead.

Person 1: I'm a fan of Tobey Maguire
Person 2: You must practice Maguirism then!

by floro_lw3968 February 2, 2022

maguired

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013

maguire

that guy who force fed hitler poison

maguire killed hitler

by 888888888888888 August 30, 2017

Maguire

That bitch who fucks all your hoes. The girls all love him and wish to fuck him. He’s also on a period half the time.

MAguire is so hot

by Fuckingpussypath May 31, 2018

maguire

guy who is a 7 incher by the time hes 13

man, maguire has a huge dick

by pupperchino May 16, 2018

Maguire

He is a god at bmx racing

Maguire could whoop Resses ass on a bmx track

Jk

by Bmx racing February 25, 2019

maguire

most perfect boy ever to exist i love him

that boy maguire, hes perfect

by 1234567899999999999999 January 15, 2018