Maguirism

It is a religion Hinduism or Christianity, but we worship Tobey Maguire instead.

Person 1: I'm a fan of Tobey Maguire
Person 2: You must practice Maguirism then!

Maguirism by floro_lw3968 February 2, 2022

Maguirism

A condition where your body turns into a fridge and you can't move. People you try to help end up suffering because of you.

Jane used to be so hot. Now she's become a fridge. Looks like she's got Maguirism.
He helped his friends complete their homework. Now nobody wants his help. Oh no maybe that is maguiristic act.

Maguirism by Not my Real Name :| December 30, 2021

manguirish 

A character which looks ugly like a supandi and is so selfish and miser that it eats its own shit. It is so frustrated to use its dick for real that it try to fuck every every hole it sees. But sadly it is still a virgin.

Boy1: I am frustrated man. I need to fuck.
Boy2: Don't be a manguirish. you'll never get a pussy.

manguirish by manguirish August 16, 2011

Manuerism 

A sudden and catastrophic collapse of a person's perceived masculinity.

Lou suffered a major manuerism when he was observed walking his girlfriend's Pomeranians.

Manuerism by dickbagge June 10, 2009

manurism 

A bro freaking out in a highly animated manner about something that ultimately isn't something that warrants freaking out at all about.

He had a manurism when he found peppers in his salad. We now call them rage peppers.

manurism by RagePeppers September 15, 2016

Mazurism 

Trying to set up an event i.e. beer night, tennis game, limo ride to wedding, etc at either times or locations that are so unlikely that the event has virtually 0% chance of occurring.

Guys, anybody up for a Tennis match at my condo at 5:45am on Saturday Oct 16th, 2010. Please let me know by 5:00am if I should book the courts, and Big M is wrong this is not another attempt at Mazurism

Sent at 4:50am on Saturday Oct 16th, 2010.

Mazurism by Big M in Canada October 22, 2010