magneton

hands down the lamest pokemon ever

ash: dude, your magneton rocks
random pokemon trainer: well, if you listen to the pokemon theme song, then you'll see that that kid basically lost his vision. so, magneton must suck

by cartelisawesome September 11, 2008

Magneton

Three Magnemite glued together yet weigh ten times that of a single Magnemite

What? Magnemite is evolving?
Congratulations! Your Magnemite evolved into Magneton

by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018

magnetoning

gluing magnets to people and having sex with them while being permanently connected to them.

"me and my girlfriend were magnetoning last night

by Joe Hoe Mama July 19, 2024