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Macys_
A rude person with little to no regard for anyone else’s feelings. He has single handily ruined mine and a lot of chats I’ve been a part of, both public and private. Do yourself a favor and kick him from whatever chat you’re a part of.
He also goes by: mason,lil_macys, and fagfagfag.
He also goes by: mason,lil_macys, and fagfagfag.
Anyone: why are you acting so rude?
Macys_: Stfu before I rape you
Anyone: that’s an awful thing to say
Macys: that’s an awful thing to say 🥴
Macys_: Stfu before I rape you
Anyone: that’s an awful thing to say
Macys: that’s an awful thing to say 🥴
Macys_ by Big balls big dick February 12, 2019
macys day parade
macys day parade is a song that billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day's front man) wrote about thanks giving day, how macys supported it, and now turned it into a commercial!
its on their album warning
its on their album warning
"todays a macys day parade, the night of the living dead is on its way, with the credit report of duty calls. it's a life time guarrentee stuffed in a coffin 10% more free, red light specials at the mussolium, whats the concelation pirze? economy sized dreams of hope
etc etc etc
etc etc etc
macys day parade by Tunny June 11, 2006
Macsopanillia
Only some individuals can comprehend this concept...It's a currently classified; stage of events in the near future. It's hidden right in front of you at all times, and it will be widely recognized someday.
Macsopanillia by frawgy August 17, 2021
Macsturbator
1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.
2. An Apple Fanboy.
2. An Apple Fanboy.
Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"
Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."
Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."
Macsturbator by CleffedUp July 31, 2009
Madysyn
Madysyn is a beautiful girl who is smart and doesn't put up with bullshit, she is super shy at first but once you get to know her you will be friends forever
Madysyn by Zebra from africa May 10, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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