Macys_

A rude person with little to no regard for anyone else’s feelings. He has single handily ruined mine and a lot of chats I’ve been a part of, both public and private. Do yourself a favor and kick him from whatever chat you’re a part of.

He also goes by: mason,lil_macys, and fagfagfag.

Anyone: why are you acting so rude?
Macys_: Stfu before I rape you

Anyone: that’s an awful thing to say
Macys: that’s an awful thing to say 🥴

Macys_ by Big balls big dick February 12, 2019

Macys 

A nickname for McDonalds pronounced as 'may-seas'. Can also be used as a substitute word given enough context.

Where's the macys?
Good macys
He's leaving no macys

Macys by P. Kevin December 25, 2023

macys day parade 

macys day parade is a song that billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day's front man) wrote about thanks giving day, how macys supported it, and now turned it into a commercial!
its on their album warning

"todays a macys day parade, the night of the living dead is on its way, with the credit report of duty calls. it's a life time guarrentee stuffed in a coffin 10% more free, red light specials at the mussolium, whats the concelation pirze? economy sized dreams of hope
etc etc etc

macys day parade by Tunny June 11, 2006

Billy Mays 

A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.

The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.

R.I.P.

"LOOK AT THIS SHIT OVER HERE....IT CLEANS YOUR LAUNDRY, MOWS YOUR LAWN, AND YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT! WOW!"
-Billy Mays

Billy Mays by Stinky J June 28, 2009

Macy 

If you have a Macy as a best friend, wow you are so lucky. Don't let her go.
Macy's are so bright and bubbly full of energy, always with a smile on their face. You wouldn't know a Macy until you meet one. Macy's laugh at every joke and will always be their to help you when you fall.

Macy's are beautiful, pure beauty they are. If you have a Macy as a best friend, I will tell you now, you will have so many memories together. Macy's laugh and do crazy things not caring what other people think. They are smart and full of life.

You could never be thankful enough to have a Macy.

Macy

Macy by Franceurope May 3, 2015

Billy Mays 

A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.

Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.

Guy B: What is it?

Guy A: A nickel!

Guy B: Huh??

Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.

Guy B: ...

Billy Mays by Zastro June 16, 2009

Billy Mays 

A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen.

Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays

This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!

Billy Mays by my hero June 29, 2009