Mactier

They drink a lot and smoke a lot

Mactier is fun, pass the blunt

by Beer machine November 30, 2018

Hugo Mactier

A type of person that likes to go huntin' and fishin', wear Akubras and dirty boots, but they live in the suburbs and have never done a day's hard work on a real farm.

I thought Tommy was really country the way he talked about cattle', but he drives his Dad's Hilux and lives in the 'burbs...he's just a Hugo Mactier

by Strayan April 6, 2015

Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.

"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"

by Gunned June 15, 2012

Sean McTiernan

Bald, drunkard bass player, well-known for his penchant for beer, drugs, beer and drugs. Also possesses tendencies to collect inoperable vehicles. However, despite all of these marked characteristics, McTiernan's most defining quality might be his ability to utterly destroy the common domestic bathroom.

Damn, the enamel was eaten off the toilet, I think this is the work of a Sean McTiernan.

by Iwunder February 4, 2010

Macterbation

Macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or Macterbating (verb) Is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you damn near bust a nut. So deep in MacBook Pros, iPads, iPhones, that it's become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. Literally to the point of suspected viagra abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging boner. This is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days... Be ready.

You walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing Steve Jobs memorial websites, apple tv "airplaying" off the iPhone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers "poke" away and blaring iTunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents basement totin' a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. Straight up Macterbation sesh

by Brozay Cuervo March 28, 2012

Fuckable Matierial

A man/boy who is hot enough to be considered for sex.

Josh HArrnet is so cute, he's deffinatly Fuckable Matierial.

by smashley lauren November 18, 2006

macterialism

The inordinate, overwhelming desire to possess and flaunt each and every new Apple release.

Since I saw Johnny's new iPhone, I succumbed to macterialism and started to despise my Blackberry.

by mrshappycamper April 4, 2010