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Mactier is fun, pass the blunt
Mactier by Beer machine November 30, 2018
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Hugo Mactier 

A type of person that likes to go huntin' and fishin', wear Akubras and dirty boots, but they live in the suburbs and have never done a day's hard work on a real farm.
I thought Tommy was really country the way he talked about cattle', but he drives his Dad's Hilux and lives in the 'burbs...he's just a Hugo Mactier
Hugo Mactier by Strayan April 6, 2015

Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"
Macternity leave by Gunned June 15, 2012

Sean McTiernan 

Bald, drunkard bass player, well-known for his penchant for beer, drugs, beer and drugs. Also possesses tendencies to collect inoperable vehicles. However, despite all of these marked characteristics, McTiernan's most defining quality might be his ability to utterly destroy the common domestic bathroom.
Damn, the enamel was eaten off the toilet, I think this is the work of a Sean McTiernan.
Sean McTiernan by Iwunder February 4, 2010

Macterbation 

Macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or Macterbating (verb) Is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you damn near bust a nut. So deep in MacBook Pros, iPads, iPhones, that it's become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. Literally to the point of suspected viagra abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging boner. This is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days... Be ready.
You walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing Steve Jobs memorial websites, apple tv "airplaying" off the iPhone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers "poke" away and blaring iTunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents basement totin' a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. Straight up Macterbation sesh
Macterbation by Brozay Cuervo March 28, 2012

Fuckable Matierial 

A man/boy who is hot enough to be considered for sex.
Josh HArrnet is so cute, he's deffinatly Fuckable Matierial.
Fuckable Matierial by smashley lauren November 18, 2006

macterialism 

The inordinate, overwhelming desire to possess and flaunt each and every new Apple release.
Since I saw Johnny's new iPhone, I succumbed to macterialism and started to despise my Blackberry.
macterialism by mrshappycamper April 4, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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