Macternity leave
1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
Macternity leave by Gunned June 15, 2012
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Manternity Leave
Manternity Leave by justshill May 14, 2009
Maleternity Leave
After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.
Maleternity Leave by Millertime100 May 23, 2019
maternity leave
A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.
RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.
Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?
RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...
Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!
RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever
Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?
RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...
Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!
RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever
maternity leave by zedude May 2, 2009
Maternity Leave
Maternity Leave by Wither24 July 19, 2022
Mamaternity Leave
the period of time when a brother of the mother (mama) temporarily leaves his job to help his sister and look after the baby
Mamaternity Leave by SulKab April 8, 2023
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