Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.

"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"

Macternity leave by Gunned June 15, 2012

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Manternity Leave

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.

Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

Manternity Leave by justshill May 14, 2009

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Maleternity Leave

After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.

Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.

Maleternity Leave by Millertime100 May 23, 2019

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maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever

maternity leave by zedude May 2, 2009

Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.

"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"

Maternity Leave by Wither24 July 19, 2022

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Mamaternity Leave

the period of time when a brother of the mother (mama) temporarily leaves his job to help his sister and look after the baby

Sonu is on mamaternity leave since last October

Mamaternity Leave by SulKab April 8, 2023

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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