Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.

"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"

Macternity leave by Gunned June 15, 2012

Manternity Leave 

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.

Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

Manternity Leave by justshill May 14, 2009

Maleternity Leave 

After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.

Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.

Maleternity Leave by Millertime100 May 23, 2019

maternity leave 

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever

maternity leave by zedude May 2, 2009

Maternity Leave 

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.

"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"

Maternity Leave by Wither24 July 19, 2022

Mamaternity Leave 

the period of time when a brother of the mother (mama) temporarily leaves his job to help his sister and look after the baby

Sonu is on mamaternity leave since last October

Mamaternity Leave by SulKab April 8, 2023