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Todd looks totally cute in his manternity clothes.

manternity by Sunny Marie March 31, 2009
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manternity

man-ter-ni-ty \man-‘tÇ r-nÇ -tÄ“\

Noun

1 a: the quality or state of being a man : manhood

b: the qualities of a man : manliness

Verb

1 a: the act of doing things a man needs to do to ensure that their masculinity stays intact : doing things that men enjoy to do

b: enjoying simple pleasures that only a man could understand

Adjective

: granted to a man <manternity leave><manternity rights>
I am going on manternity leave to get my some me time.
manternity by jimcolv October 11, 2012

Manternity Leave 

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.
Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.
Manternity Leave by justshill May 14, 2009

Manturnity 

When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.
Bob's gut is getting bigger. Time to get some manturnity cloths.
Manturnity by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014

Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"
Macternity leave by Gunned June 15, 2012

maternititties 

The state of a woman's breasts during pregnancy also known as maternity hence maternititties.
Her maternititties were a result of the birth of her first child.

Maternitized 

The negative effect of Maternity on a previously hot chick. A combination of the words "Maternity" & "Traumatized". Syptoms include abnormally large butt, muffintops, and saggy breasts.
Ted: "Hey I hooked up with Karen last night!"
Vince: "So what? She's been maternitized"
Maternitized by t0pl355 April 28, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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