manternity

clothes & goods for the pregnant man

Todd looks totally cute in his manternity clothes.

by Sunny Marie March 31, 2009

manternity

man-ter-ni-ty \man-‘tÇ r-nÇ -tÄ“\

Noun

1 a: the quality or state of being a man : manhood

b: the qualities of a man : manliness

Verb

1 a: the act of doing things a man needs to do to ensure that their masculinity stays intact : doing things that men enjoy to do

b: enjoying simple pleasures that only a man could understand

Adjective

: granted to a man <manternity leave><manternity rights>

I am going on manternity leave to get my some me time.

by jimcolv October 11, 2012

Manternity Leave

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.

Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

by justshill May 14, 2009

Manturnity

When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.

Bob's gut is getting bigger. Time to get some manturnity cloths.

by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014

Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.

"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"

by Gunned June 15, 2012

maternititties

The state of a woman's breasts during pregnancy also known as maternity hence maternititties.

Her maternititties were a result of the birth of her first child.

by zobiwankanobi June 7, 2020

Maternitized

The negative effect of Maternity on a previously hot chick. A combination of the words "Maternity" & "Traumatized". Syptoms include abnormally large butt, muffintops, and saggy breasts.

Ted: "Hey I hooked up with Karen last night!"
Vince: "So what? She's been maternitized"

by t0pl355 April 28, 2010