manternity
manternity by Sunny Marie March 31, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
manternity
man-ter-ni-ty \man-‘tÇ r-nÇ -tÄ“\
Noun
1 a: the quality or state of being a man : manhood
b: the qualities of a man : manliness
Verb
1 a: the act of doing things a man needs to do to ensure that their masculinity stays intact : doing things that men enjoy to do
b: enjoying simple pleasures that only a man could understand
Adjective
: granted to a man <manternity leave><manternity rights>
Noun
1 a: the quality or state of being a man : manhood
b: the qualities of a man : manliness
Verb
1 a: the act of doing things a man needs to do to ensure that their masculinity stays intact : doing things that men enjoy to do
b: enjoying simple pleasures that only a man could understand
Adjective
: granted to a man <manternity leave><manternity rights>
manternity by jimcolv October 11, 2012
Manternity Leave
Manternity Leave by justshill May 14, 2009
Manturnity
When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.
Manturnity by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014
Macternity leave
1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
Macternity leave by Gunned June 15, 2012
maternititties
maternititties by zobiwankanobi June 7, 2020
Maternitized
The negative effect of Maternity on a previously hot chick. A combination of the words "Maternity" & "Traumatized". Syptoms include abnormally large butt, muffintops, and saggy breasts.
Maternitized by t0pl355 April 28, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026