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someone with excessive amounts of make up on the face.

someone trying to cover something everyone knows about already.<3

Someone who has a nice body but no face to show for it.

someone who takes picures with only one side of their face.

Someone who wears sneakers with a skirt.
That girl in our school has a mapface.
mapface by flufluflu March 12, 2007
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A name pedophiles pass around to communicate sources of csem, while putting the name in such a context that targets a scapegoat
"Mapface is a lunatic that doesn't know what he's talking about. He's probably homeless and mentally ill" and the accuser ironically posts direct links to illegal material
mapface by RichardFella December 5, 2020
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a girl with a nice body, but has a face that looks like Nicholas Cage.
Dude I have manface in my third period class
ManFace by Yami December 14, 2003
you're a real heartbreaker, there, magface...
magface by Ariell Hartwell June 29, 2007
one who has been unkowingly used as a stud to produce superior offspring by having intercourse
I thought she really liked me , but it turns out i was malfaced. She just wanted me to have a quality child
malfaced by Becky Anne Marie Blazer September 23, 2003
Someone who has mastered the art of detatching himself from all recognisable human emotion. Originated as a human but has evolved into a pseudo-machine. Function. Efficiency. Binary.
Woman, I cannot compute this love that you speak of. Speak no more, or you will feel the wrath of Manface.
Manface by Dr Horse October 28, 2004
When they for some undecipherable reason decide to film the guy's face in a porno. Causes discomfort in sexually insecure men.
"So, the other day, I was watching White Booty Hoes #63, and just as I was about to skeet, some manface popped up. I lost my boner and felt pretty ghey."
manface by kikanjuuneko January 29, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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