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malfated 

'Malfated' was a word invented by Karl Steiger in 1998. The word (not in the dictionary) referred to being doomed, destined not to succeed, etc.In 2002, after someone stole his band's name, he named his band The Malfated. Their official website is www.malfated.com
"In the end, we are all The Malfated, because we're all fucked by our very nature" - Karl Steiger
malfated by Nicola July 7, 2004
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Malfated 

Doomed, unfortunate. Word invented by Karl Steiger of The Malfated (band).
"Musically, THE MALFATED are a rock and roll band made up of KARL STEIGER (vox and songwriting duties) and NATASHA SPENCER (guitars), accompanied by the indispensable Bel The Expendable Drum Machine (beats). Based in London, England, some outrageously claim that The Malfated "fucking rock". But what do they know? What's for certain is that The Malfated endeavor to create words and music of the highest quality possible; they pride themselves on being innovators, not imitators. The Malfated strive to create songs that are relevant to the here and now, you and I - not songs for a dead generation. The Malfated look forward, not backward, and encourage all to do the same. That's how things change.

Perhaps you've heard of the story of the Emperor's New Clothes? The one where two con-merchants "make" the Emperor new, "invisible" clothes? The Emperor is in fact naked, yet he roams the streets and the masses applaud and compliment him on his amazing new "clothes".

Nobody wants to be the doomed bastard who points out the obvious, risking death, instead finding comfort in the herd.

Then one little boy exclaims, shockingly, that "the Emperor is naked!" Nobody can deny this fact when pointed out, and how does an Emperor execute a nation?

That little boy? We are that little boy.

We are The Malfated - too school for cool, the cigarette burn on society's arm, the turpentine wound on human skin, the scarified itch that hurts like a bitch. We are the truth.

The Malfated are much more than a rock and roll band. The Malfated are a way of life.

We are ALL... The Malfated.
"

- Karl Steiger, The Malfated, their official myspace biog
Malfated by judi_sparkle May 22, 2006
The act of being a two bit trifling hoe, who dates a man solely because he’s into another woman they are jealous of!
Lacey MaLaced her way into Matt’s heart! What a hoebag!
MaLaced by kriskiki92 August 27, 2019

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026