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Mrs. McDirty 

A married woman who sleeps with a married man just for the extra affection he gives her.
Although she wishes she was with him.
Mrs. McDirty went to Mr. McDirty's house today. No one ever knew... boy did they have fun. Then they went home to their unsuspecting spouses
Mrs. McDirty by manheshot January 20, 2009
The act of a stripper bending over as to form "the golden arches" with her backside, and at the same time fingering her own asshole while simultaneously being given fellatio by her equally slutty stripper friend.
"The pretzel was a blur.. after the MCDIRTY"
McDirty by xGREEN420x April 3, 2010

McDirty Sanchez

A gay male fucking another mcdonalds employee in the anus and then wiping it off with your beef patty.
Oh man those gay dudes gave me a McDirty Sanchez.
McDirty Sanchez by Ern Dogg 232 April 7, 2009

Fort McDirty 

Nickname of the booming northern Alberta town, Fort McMurray. Has an infrastructure suited to house approximately 45,000. Population: 85,000. Chief exports are: crack cocaine, synthetic crude oil and meth-heads, respectively. Only small city in Canada with thick smog, drive-by shootings and more prostitutes per capita than Amsterdam.
Fort McDirty is a nice place to work, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Fort McDirty by Tyleramos March 9, 2008

Filthy McDirtybelly 

One who partakes in lavish sex acts that are to be named by no one. Loves to caress the genitals of the other/same sex in or around varying orifices around the body. Comes from an Irish background describing an unsavory woman filled with a sest pool of disease
Lynda is stupid filthy McDirtybelly who needs her vagina concreted shut.
Filthy McDirtybelly by The Ninth Code February 17, 2009

nasty mcdirty 

An idiot with a big mouth and lousy manners.
we ignored nasty mcdirty because he was being a dick
nasty mcdirty by Nasty Mcdirty August 10, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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