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Definitions by Tyleramos

Fort McDirty 

Nickname of the booming northern Alberta town, Fort McMurray. Has an infrastructure suited to house approximately 45,000. Population: 85,000. Chief exports are: crack cocaine, synthetic crude oil and meth-heads, respectively. Only small city in Canada with thick smog, drive-by shootings and more prostitutes per capita than Amsterdam.
Fort McDirty is a nice place to work, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Fort McDirty by Tyleramos March 9, 2008

Anal Doublespew 

1. nickname for the fast-food chain A&W
2. the necessary biological reaction to the ingestion of food from A&W
"I had lunch at Anal Doublespew today...uh-oh!"
Anal Doublespew by Tyleramos July 9, 2006

fachottie 

A fat chick who's still kinda hot (fat-chick-hottie).
Harold: I like that fachottie on 'King of Queens'.
Andrew: Who, Kevin James?
Harold: Yeah, Kevin James, you fucking jackass.

fachottie by Tyleramos July 8, 2006

upper tuft 

The plot of hair above a man's junk.
Holy crap! That man's Speedo is so small, his upper tuft is sticking out!
upper tuft by Tyleramos July 8, 2006

pissmutt 

A raggedy, neglected dog that often pees on carpet.
Ralph Klein slurred, "Fuckin' pissmutt", as he booted the small dog into the gutter.
pissmutt by Tyleramos July 6, 2006
Japanese portmanteau of the name Brad Pitt. (pronounced 'brappy')
woman: Bra-Pi wa sugoi kakui desu-ne?
man: I don't speak Japanese.
Bra-Pi by Tyleramos July 6, 2006