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The act of a stripper bending over as to form "the golden arches" with her backside, and at the same time fingering her own asshole while simultaneously being given fellatio by her equally slutty stripper friend.
"The pretzel was a blur.. after the MCDIRTY"
McDirty by xGREEN420x April 3, 2010
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A man, who though married, acts single. Treats the ladies well and showers them with effection.
"Today was fantastic, McDirty came and saw me and wow girl... it was amazing. But he left, he went home to his wife!"
McDirty by Youdontknowme66 January 17, 2009
A McDirty is an adjective to describe a person. Like how the Mcflurry is full of milk and diabetes, the McDirty is, instead of milk, is full of shit.
That man told me he was single, turns out he is married to a man. He's so McDirty
McDirty by GREETED DPT December 4, 2019

McDirty Sanchez

A gay male fucking another mcdonalds employee in the anus and then wiping it off with your beef patty.
Oh man those gay dudes gave me a McDirty Sanchez.
McDirty Sanchez by Ern Dogg 232 April 7, 2009

McDirty's 

another name for that nasty dirty place some people call a restaurant..........McDonalds
Some Guy:dude lets get some food at McDonalds

Some Other Guy:ya mean McDirty's, no way man, they're nasty
McDirty's by a toilet May 15, 2007

Mrs. McDirty 

A married woman who sleeps with a married man just for the extra affection he gives her.
Although she wishes she was with him.
Mrs. McDirty went to Mr. McDirty's house today. No one ever knew... boy did they have fun. Then they went home to their unsuspecting spouses
Mrs. McDirty by manheshot January 20, 2009

Fort McDirty 

Nickname of the booming northern Alberta town, Fort McMurray. Has an infrastructure suited to house approximately 45,000. Population: 85,000. Chief exports are: crack cocaine, synthetic crude oil and meth-heads, respectively. Only small city in Canada with thick smog, drive-by shootings and more prostitutes per capita than Amsterdam.
Fort McDirty is a nice place to work, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Fort McDirty by Tyleramos March 9, 2008
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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