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A man, who though married, acts single. Treats the ladies well and showers them with effection.
"Today was fantastic, McDirty came and saw me and wow girl... it was amazing. But he left, he went home to his wife!"
McDirty by Youdontknowme66 January 17, 2009
A McDirty is an adjective to describe a person. Like how the Mcflurry is full of milk and diabetes, the McDirty is, instead of milk, is full of shit.
That man told me he was single, turns out he is married to a man. He's so McDirty
McDirty by GREETED DPT December 4, 2019

McDirty Sanchez

A gay male fucking another mcdonalds employee in the anus and then wiping it off with your beef patty.
Oh man those gay dudes gave me a McDirty Sanchez.
McDirty Sanchez by Ern Dogg 232 April 7, 2009

McDirty's 

another name for that nasty dirty place some people call a restaurant..........McDonalds
Some Guy:dude lets get some food at McDonalds

Some Other Guy:ya mean McDirty's, no way man, they're nasty
McDirty's by a toilet May 15, 2007

Mrs. McDirty 

A married woman who sleeps with a married man just for the extra affection he gives her.
Although she wishes she was with him.
Mrs. McDirty went to Mr. McDirty's house today. No one ever knew... boy did they have fun. Then they went home to their unsuspecting spouses
Mrs. McDirty by manheshot January 20, 2009

Fort McDirty 

Nickname of the booming northern Alberta town, Fort McMurray. Has an infrastructure suited to house approximately 45,000. Population: 85,000. Chief exports are: crack cocaine, synthetic crude oil and meth-heads, respectively. Only small city in Canada with thick smog, drive-by shootings and more prostitutes per capita than Amsterdam.
Fort McDirty is a nice place to work, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Fort McDirty by Tyleramos March 9, 2008
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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