marcoon

the marchetti family. the rare species of marcoon like to eat tofu, and ass. marcoons are also fond of sexual harassment. marcoon simon likes ugly girls, usually crackheads.

wow, did you see marcoon yesterday? yeah he was showings nudes of old girlfriends, silly little coon!

by marcoon slayer January 4, 2015

maroon pill

A Maroon pill is someone who has a mix of both Blackpill and Redpill views. They often agree with some Blackpill views, however they usually can't fully agree with the bleak outcomes that the Blackpill believe in. The same can be applied to the Redpill. Maroon Pills often find the Redpill to be too optimistic.

Joe: I'm not sure the Redpill is for me anymore. I've tried everything and it ain't working out for me. However I don't agree fully with the Blackpill.

Dave: I guess you're a Maroon Pill then.

by The Dank Meme June 29, 2020

Marooner

A dedicated fan to Maroon 5, apart of the maroon 5 fandom. This is a person who appreciates all members of the band Maroon 5 and is able to name each and every members, all of there albums and the name of their previous band (Kara's Flowers). This person will often "Fan girl" and owns Maroon 5 merchandise. They are often associated with directioners (one direction fans) or Beliebers (Justin Bieber fans)

Marooner- "OH MY GOD! Did you hear that Matt flynn, Jesse Carmichael, James Valentine, Mickey madden, Sam Farrar, PJ morton and Adam Levine are going to be preforming Songs about Jane, It won't be soon before long, Hands all over and Overexposed. Ryan Dusick from Kara's flowers will even be there!

Everyday person-"Who the hell are they?, all I know is Adam Levine."

by beotch from the ghetto January 2, 2014

Sandy Maroon

Sandy Maroon can be used as an adjective to describe anything sexual or a person in a negative way.

"Last night I gave her the ol' Sandy Maroon"
"Don't be such a Sandy Maroon"
"Did you she that girls Sandy Maroon"
"I can't believe Britney had such a Sandy Maroon"
"That's such a Sandy Maroon move"

by Andrew & Erik May 26, 2008

Ultra-Maroon

Noun - a person of such stupidity, that they are an even bigger moron than normal.

"What an Ultra-maroon!" - Bugs Bunny

by Pocketspy April 15, 2009

Maroon Poon

The result of placing ones penis into a bootyhole then remove said penis then inserting it into a vagina while it's menstruating. The results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.

"Omg Neto totally maroon pooned Mrs. Big BootyHoe."

by Bahhhginia May 19, 2015

Malcoon

a pimple headed freak who is attracted to skanks who work at red rooster

Brendan mead

by Rolly April 2, 2003