MacSkiver

Someone who spends more time Skiving & Scheming from the task at hand, when in fact it would've been easier to just complete the Task required.
Usually shabby and shady in appearance.

Dan you are MacSkiver, just do your JOB!

MacSkiver by SACSIT February 20, 2022

MacIver

(v) To shave while under the influence of alcohol.

(n) Facial hair, esp. a mustache, which is unusual or irregular due to having been shaved while under the influence of alcohol.

I totally cut myself MacIver'ing!

Angus went clean-shaven because he gave himself a MacIver.

MacIver by EazyErich July 20, 2011

MacDiver 

Any item or combination thereof that can be used as a dildo in an emergency situation.

During my business trip I was lacking my vibrating jello whip, therefore I had to devise a Macdiverr plan and use freshly slain goats spleen.

MacDiver by Another Will and Clint Production June 29, 2006

maciversary 

A celebration commemorating the event of acquiring your first Mac computer.

It's my maciversary today, this time last year I bought my first iMac!

maciversary by crackers September 12, 2005

Massiver 

When things are bigger than massive. I.e Massiver

Holly Willybooby has massive tits but when she is pregnant they are much massiver.

Massiver by the brown avenger November 4, 2011

MacDiverr 

Any item or combination thereof that can be used as a dildo in an emergency situation.

During my business trip I was lacking my virbrating jello whip, therefore I had to devise a Macdiverr plan and use freshly slain goats spleen.

MacDiverr by Another Will and Clint Production June 22, 2006

Maciverized 

; advb. the act of shitting down someones throat, having asked if said act is 'OK', and not realizing that asking is not OK.

They weren't listening to my complaint so I maciverized them!

Maciverized by Sardine Sandwich October 30, 2011