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Any item or combination thereof that can be used as a dildo in an emergency situation.
During my business trip I was lacking my vibrating jello whip, therefore I had to devise a Macdiverr plan and use freshly slain goats spleen.
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Any item or combination thereof that can be used as a dildo in an emergency situation.
During my business trip I was lacking my virbrating jello whip, therefore I had to devise a Macdiverr plan and use freshly slain goats spleen.
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A recipe used in certain cultures throughout the world.

Ingredients: ½ stick of butter, four slices of bacon and three hard-boiled eggs.

Directions: Wrap bacon around butter and insert into partner’s rectum. Add (into rectum) shelled eggs and mix with penis until smooth texture is noted. Forcibly remove into 8 inch frying pan and cook over medium heat until light golden brown color of eggs fluff.
After an evening of passion my lover and I enjoyed a Bohemian Breakfast on our vista as the sun rose over the horizon.
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