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(v) To shave while under the influence of alcohol.

(n) Facial hair, esp. a mustache, which is unusual or irregular due to having been shaved while under the influence of alcohol.
I totally cut myself MacIver'ing!

Angus went clean-shaven because he gave himself a MacIver.
MacIver by EazyErich July 20, 2011
Words you can keep

jack maciver 

a small ugly boy with a squeaky voice. annoying.
dammmn bro did u see jack maciver? he's so bent!
jack maciver by howdyitzob July 5, 2017
Best person ever. Trust this person. If you are rude you are no longer this persons friend. They are very smart and beautiful.
#mciver will you please not be so sound
McIver by McIver October 13, 2018

Ms McIver 

A Really Fucking annoying Ass teacher who needs help
Ms McIver: I am going to check your health note book please have it in this order
Me: But you just said it was supposed to be in 2 weeks!!
Ms McIver by J U S T O N December 9, 2019

Claire Mciver 

“Should I go for Claire Mciver?’

“Nah she’s for the streets fam
Claire Mciver by SexyGuys69 August 1, 2020

Ben McIver 

A especially swaggy kid who has a way with the ladies.He also is a absolute savage.
In other parts he is called a Rascal.👊🏻😂👌He always has the best roasts.🔥
Boy:Who was that savage who beat yo ass the other day?

Other boy:errrm,know one.What are you talking about I didn't get beat up.

Boy:No,I saw you getting roasted by that Ben McIver.
Ben McIver by RASCAL_01 October 1, 2016
Maivery is a gender neutral name. Someone who’s name is Maivery can have quite the kinky side, but is still considerate towards the people they adore. Maivery’s are intimidating, quite devilish, blunt, manipulative (in a cool way), quick-witted, strategic, sarcastic and caring. When you encounter someone named “Maivery”, you may think they’re rude or that they don’t seem to care for others, they do indeed put effort for someone in a very hidden way. They may not be super straightforward when doing so, as affection and emotions makes them uncomfortable to deal with and/or do.
Example 1: “Woah, Maivery always look

stone-faced”

Example 2: “How can Maivery be so cool while doing that?”
Maivery by _rina-b June 16, 2021
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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