Maalon

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Maalon is fully Maalon. Maalon is a very passionate Frenchie, well all of them are. Maalon dresses as sexy as he can. He listenes to French music on his on time although when with friends he is one of the greatest DJs you know. Maalon is a funny kid he will make you laugh no matter the mood. Just hope he doesn’t send you pictures of his wardrobe flexing his OFF WHITE and Supreme and making you wanna get a plane ticket to San Francisco and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Guy 1: Yo what’s this music. I expected something better for a party.
Guy 2: Yah. Just wait for Maalon to get here.

Maalon by HolyMaster77777 February 19, 2019

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maalon

Best type of person in the world. Always try’s to cheer people up even if they do not see it. Good friend and great lover.

Maalon is such a good friend

maalon by Ahjssnsbns May 2, 2018

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Bugzy Malone

A quality grime MC from Manchester. He's really good at story telling, he talks about his childhood and his area a lot in his lyrics, He reps his area more than any other MC in the Grime scene and he says Manchester's area code '0161' a lot, He also had beef with London MC 'Chip'.

Friend 1: Bugzy Malone's new ep is well sick!
Friend 2: Innit! 0161 Manny on the map rude boy!!

Bugzy Malone by YouDontKnowME97 August 18, 2016

Kevin Malone

Post Malone's older, long-lost brother.

Kevin Malone: I have very little patience for stupidity.

Kevin Malone by Boymanboyboy January 7, 2018

Post Malone

Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time

Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??

Post Malone by I lik3 my name kidz March 28, 2019

La Mamalona

A term Mexican-American son’s (takuaches) use to call their Dads or Parents truck.

Hey Cuhh let’s go out tonight, mi Apá me presto la mamalona.

La Mamalona by OMW2FYB916 October 16, 2019

two tone malone

A dick that is two different shades of color

Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.

two tone malone by BigPPjewce June 29, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026