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An all round amazing person. She is Beautiful, kind, generous, caring, smart, popular, great fun, good to be around, hardworking, stands for what she believes, brave, stubborn and if you have ever had the blessing of crossing paths with a Majlona then don’t waste it. She will sometimes talk forever, going on and on about a subject she likes. Don’t mess with a Majlona as you will regret it. when she’s angry it’s scary(scary is understatement of the year.) She is gorgeous with what she calls a gorgeous family. All the girls want to be like her which is not surprising at all.Everyone is proud to even be in acquaintance of such a lovely lady especially when she’s super rich and famous.
Person 1:i know a girl named Majlona. Person 2: if she’s anyone like the Majlona I know then lucky you
majlona by Yatotobo April 15, 2023
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Maalona loves to help and stans/loves Pentagon. Maalona is super helpful and will do anything to video chat and I mean ANYTHING! He can be slow when understanding stuff but he is actually really funny. He makes fun of my laugh because I sound like a robot. He likes korean culture and is studying korean too.

If you’re not friends with a Maalona yet, you’re missing out!
Person 1: who dat kid saying annyeonghaseyo?

Person 2: idk, i think its just a Maalona
Maalona by Honeyflavorednut November 17, 2019
pls the sexiest person alive. a human embodiment of an angel is disguise. a very caring person.
"bruh marlona is so fucking hot mate"

"i love her"

"i love marlona she has such a sexy charisma"
marlona by Shaonika March 20, 2022
a female who goons religiously - day in and day out !
Chris: Hey Joe, did you speak to Maelona today
Joe: No, I couldn't get hold of her, she was gooning all day and wasn't answering her phone
Chris: Zee wee mama!
maelona by Goondelf the Grey October 4, 2023

Post Malonalisa 

One of the greatest pictures on the internet ever

Just google it
Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa
Marlona
Marlona is a beautiful name which is the daughter of Mr. Marlon and Mrs. Sitsun. Marlona is the pride of Tegal
marlona by tegalcantik November 22, 2021

Shytoney malonay 

This will get any girl to fuck u straight away by just saying it babyy
Boy-Hey shytoney malonay

Girl-Oooo daddy fuvk me
Shytoney malonay by Mysterybaby July 14, 2021
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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