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An all round amazing person. She is Beautiful, kind, generous, caring, smart, popular, great fun, good to be around, hardworking, stands for what she believes, brave, stubborn and if you have ever had the blessing of crossing paths with a Majlona then don’t waste it. She will sometimes talk forever, going on and on about a subject she likes. Don’t mess with a Majlona as you will regret it. when she’s angry it’s scary(scary is understatement of the year.) She is gorgeous with what she calls a gorgeous family. All the girls want to be like her which is not surprising at all.Everyone is proud to even be in acquaintance of such a lovely lady especially when she’s super rich and famous.
Person 1:i know a girl named Majlona. Person 2: if she’s anyone like the Majlona I know then lucky you
majlona by Yatotobo April 15, 2023
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Maalona loves to help and stans/loves Pentagon. Maalona is super helpful and will do anything to video chat and I mean ANYTHING! He can be slow when understanding stuff but he is actually really funny. He makes fun of my laugh because I sound like a robot. He likes korean culture and is studying korean too.

If you’re not friends with a Maalona yet, you’re missing out!
Person 1: who dat kid saying annyeonghaseyo?

Person 2: idk, i think its just a Maalona
Maalona by Honeyflavorednut November 17, 2019
pls the sexiest person alive. a human embodiment of an angel is disguise. a very caring person.
"bruh marlona is so fucking hot mate"

"i love her"

"i love marlona she has such a sexy charisma"
marlona by Shaonika March 20, 2022
a female who goons religiously - day in and day out !
Chris: Hey Joe, did you speak to Maelona today
Joe: No, I couldn't get hold of her, she was gooning all day and wasn't answering her phone
Chris: Zee wee mama!
maelona by Goondelf the Grey October 4, 2023

Post Malonalisa 

One of the greatest pictures on the internet ever

Just google it
Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa
Marlona
Marlona is a beautiful name which is the daughter of Mr. Marlon and Mrs. Sitsun. Marlona is the pride of Tegal
marlona by tegalcantik November 22, 2021

Shytoney malonay 

This will get any girl to fuck u straight away by just saying it babyy
Boy-Hey shytoney malonay

Girl-Oooo daddy fuvk me
Shytoney malonay by Mysterybaby July 14, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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